One World Orgasm Day Is The Best Holiday/Conspiracy Theory Ever!

This One World Orgasm business sounds like some Illuminati plot with the sexy turned up to eleven, but it's actually a thirteen year-old holiday during which participants synchronize their positively-charged climax vibes and send them out to the universe. And it's happening right now! Quick, orgasm!

The event's creator and organizer, aleXander hirka, doesn't offer a specific time, place, or method for the orgasm, but he does insist that you should be "focusing on positive energy celebration and fun!!" (Exclamation points his.) The idea is basically the same as every other orgasm based holiday—National Orgasm Day, the UK's National Orgasm Day, Global Orgasm Day, Global Orgasm for Peace (the only one that hirka calls plagiarism on, and Cosmic Orgasm Day are the ones we've heard of—in which your single burst of groovy feelings flows into a larger river of grooviness and causes a tidal wave of groovosity to get rid of war, hate, prejudice, and other nasty things. hirka hopes that One World Orgasm Day eventually gets treated like a real bank holiday:

I would just love to see people take the time to… you know…. Just like they do for Christmas to go shopping or whatever. To maybe plan something special, to love each other, take care of each other, make each other feel good in their bodies. Make themselves feel good even if there's nobody else around.

So we guess it's not some evil conspiracy theory. Besides, the Illuminati wouldn't have a Facebook event for their evil plot. Or would they?

· One World Orgasm Day (alexanderhirka.com)

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