July 25-29, 2011

July 29, 2011
LUX-ALPTRAUM

Stunt Butts, Random Racks, And Other Bits Of Fake Celebrity Nudity

Obviously we want celebrities to be naked all the time, but the celebs themselves aren't always in the mood. That's why God invented compromises like the body double and CGI nudity! Oh, happy fappy day, everybody wins More »

Say Hello To Argentine Model/Actress Silvina Luna…And Her Sex Tape

We are sad to say that we are only just now learning of the glory that is Silvina Luna. But if we have to discover a South American model/actress years into her career, making that discovery via a video of her stripping and engaging in carnal acts in an orchard-well, it's not the worst way to get an introduction. More »

A Field Guide To Skin Diamond

Every time we think we know something about Skin Diamond, she changes our minds. We thought she was 100% alt-porn and then suddenly she's working with Elegant Angel. We thought she was from Europe and it turns out she's from everywhere. Today, we're getting our facts straight. More »

Minna Ola, A Delightful Vibrator For Women And The People Who Want To Pleasure Them

Sex toy innovation is a funny thing-which is mostly to say that, as a general rule, sex toy innovation is not particularly innovative. In most people's minds, there are two general things that a toy is supposed to do (vibrate and penetrate) and thus sex toy "innovation" tends to amount to making toys that vibrate harder, penetrate deeper, or-gasp!-do both at the same time. It is not particularly inspiring. More »

"Weeds" Has Your Happy Ending Right Here

Some people were complaining to Showtime that "Weeds" is too bleak too often, and that last year's season finale needed a happier ending. "Oh yeah?" said a drunk and sassy Showtime, "Boom. Handjobs." More »

"This Ain't Lady Gaga XXX" Isn't A Bad Romance, It's Awful

What are Lady Gaga, Larry King, Ron Jeremy, and Sarah Palin doing in a porn together? Absolutely nothing. They have no reason to be together and yet-because Gaga happens to be one of the biggest pop culture powerhouses around-Hustler and Axel Braun thought they could include anyone who's ever been in the limelight. More »

New Chapters In The Love Affair Between Pornography And Video Games

If you think of pornography as a quiet satellite orbiting the world of video games, then we're currently experiencing a perigee between the two heavenly bodies. Video games are getting more porny and porn is behaving more like video games. More »

Tabrett Bethell Is, In Fact, Nude In "The Clinic"

Last year, we tipped you off to the news that Tabrett Bethell (aka Cara from "Legend of the Seeker") would be nude in an upcoming film. Well, now we've happened on the footage, and we finally confirm the rumor (and take a look at Ms. Bethell's lovely nude form). More »

Eros Exotica Is Educational, Erotic, And A Little Bit Grimy

We know your sex game is tight, but it never hurts to brush up on some tantric cunnilingus strategies! Luckily, Eros Exotica has a fat stash of videos designed to make you an expert on everything from masturbation to whatever "The Tao Of Pregnant Sexuality" is. More »