What’s the deal, Cinemax? Why did you have to make such a dramatic soundtrack for this softcore lesbian sex scene? All we want to see is some nipple sucking, but you’re making us incredibly anxious and this is starting to get Pavlovian.
The minute we get a panic attack from watching two ladies make-out, we’re suing. Last week there was that whole penis-shooting incident, and we’re not saying that the guy didn’t deserve it—or that other facets of the show weren’t incredibly hot—but if this is the way “Femme Fatales” is going to proceed, well, we’ll learn to deal with it. We, for one, welcome our new lady overlords and their violent solutions to violent problems.