It used to be that if a straight actress wanted to show the world her edgy side, all she had to do was pucker up and lay a passionate kiss on the lips of another lady. But with everyone from Rachel Bilson to Rumer Willis showing the world their sapphic side, a lady-lady kiss is starting to seem like, well, just a kiss. So what’s an aspiring edgy actress like Cameron Diaz to do?
Well, pretty much what any middle schooler would tell you: make a bolt for second base. If kissing no longer carries that same naughty thrill, it’s time to bring out the big guns…and then grope them in front of a camera. Cameron may not have any nude scenes of her own here…but hey, putting her hands all over Christine Smith’s boobs is pretty close enough, right?
· “Bad Teacher” (areyouabadteacher.com)
· Clip via Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)
