A Six-Shooter Full Of Smut For The Price Of A Single Site

The formerly-gay-and-trans-only Gunzblazing is slowing rolling out a series of straight sites, and as of today, they have six rather different but equally scintillating places you can go to get your fill of teens, MILFs, office babes, nurses, and uh, whatever you call ladies who have thongs poking out of their jeans.

For $24.95 a month, you can join a happy family of 91 different ladies—from Alektra Blue to Vicki Vette, the extremely popular and some unfamiliar gals, too—spread out the following sites:

Dirty Teen Idols: Your standard assortment of naked ladies in the barely legal range of life.
Unfaithful Housewives: Cougars, MILFs, and the random men who take them away from their ungrateful husbands.
Secretary Seductions: Office place romances (or at least office place blowjobs).
Nurse Seductions: Same as above, but replacing "office" with "hospital."
Taboo Desire: Relationships that approach incest but never fully reach it. Lisa Ann, for example, crosses boundaries when she whips out a double-sided dildo to share with her daughter...'s best friend, Allie Haze. We wouldn't call these desires "taboo" so much as we would "awkward."
Whale Tail Bangers: Butt cleavage and beyond.

The sites all share the same format, functionality, and females. At times it seems like they're one big site, and other times you can feel the distinctions between them. Every site's homepage gives you the ability to see the latest updates from all other sites, filtering them out with nifty checkboxes organized by site and niche. It's really easy to use and a very comforting thing to see for one's first glance!

However, the difference between Unfaithful Housewives and Secretary Seductions isn't as important as the difference between this family of sites and other paysite conglomerations. To be honest, I don't know if I would pay for access here; let's figure it out together.

Photos: You know what porn looks like in photo form. These photos look like that. Sometimes they're hardcore, sometimes they're softcore; sometimes they're high-resolution glamour shots, sometimes they're movie stills; sometimes you find a lot of them, often you don't. Secretary Seductions may have a broken photo section at the moment, because they're the only one to display the photos from all six sites. In general, the photo section really plays second fiddle to the video section.

Videos: Some sites have more videos than others, but this material is all-new and completely original, so we're impressed with how much they already have. The video quality isn't that high quality, but it's never grainy or patchy, and at times it's good enough that we can calculate the rate at which Ron Jeremy is losing hair. What is he doing on Unfaithful Housewives? Keeping it real, that's what.

XXX Cinema: Every site has the same collection of streaming porn DVDs provided by parent company AEBN organized into niche and fetish channels with names like Crazy College Cuties, Leg-Up, Vampire Nymphettes, Silk Stalkings, Vintage Vixens, Spank That Ass, Miss Piss, and many others. They're not organized in any way—at least not alphabetically, by popularity, or anything I can detect—and you have to have Windows Media Player to use them. I admit that I didn't watch any of these because I don't want anything Windows near me.

Other Awesome, Somewhat Unclassifiable Stuff: It's easy to find more items with your favorite pornstars across all six sites, and you can mark them as your favorites for quick finding later. However, the favorites page doesn't always function and ladies tend to disappear. It's just a bug though! Anyhow, besides the previously mentioned sharp search function on the homepage, the favorites section is the only unique thing going for these sites.

It's a bummer, really, because we wanted to like Gunzblazing's new family of straight paysites, but we don't feel like they offer anything special. No one wants to pay for porn anymore, and the only way you're going to convince someone to give you money is to be original! Even though these sites produce their own porn with some of the hottest stars in the industry, all of the videos and photos are generic smut. It's even hard to tell the difference between some of these sites; for example, the Secretary Seduction gals are just Unfaithful Housewives with glasses and stockings.

We know Gunzblazing will continue to generate new sites with fresh material, and soon they'll have a serious empire on the map, but not right now and not for $24.95 a month. Naughty America charges the same monthly rate, but they boast thirty-three sites in their package. Our advice: enjoy these images from the various sites, consider your interest, and wait. Gunzblazing may surprise us yet!

[Seen above: Andy San Dimas and Allie Haze on Evan Stone, via Secretary Seductions (secretaryseductions.com)]

Lily LaBeau and Brooke Lee Adams, via Dirty Teen Idols (dirtyteenidols.com)
Lily LaBeau and Brooke Lee Adams, via Dirty Teen Idols (dirtyteenidols.com)
Kristina Rose and Alec Knight, via Nurse Seductions (nurseseductions.com)
Kristina Rose and Alec Knight, via Nurse Seductions (nurseseductions.com)
Samantha Ryan, James Deen, and Mr. Pete, via Secretary Seductions (secretaryseductions.com)
Samantha Ryan, James Deen, and Mr. Pete, via Secretary Seductions (secretaryseductions.com)
Lisa Ann and Georgia Jones, via Taboo Desire (taboodesire.com)
Lisa Ann and Georgia Jones, via Taboo Desire (taboodesire.com)
Diamond Foxxx and Mark Wood, via Unfaithful Housewives (unfaithfulhousewives.com)
Diamond Foxxx and Mark Wood, via Unfaithful Housewives (unfaithfulhousewives.com)
Hannah West and Mark Ashley, via Whale Tail Bangers (whaletailbangers.com)
Hannah West and Mark Ashley, via Whale Tail Bangers (whaletailbangers.com)