West End Girls: Harmony’s London Porn Party

That Pippa Middleton really stirred things up. Last weekend a group of American and British porn stars gathered in a posh London club and, within minutes, the only thing separating them was their language.

It's been way too long since The Grimace has appeared to shield Fleshbot Readers from any front-page gapitude.

The occasion was James Deen's trip to London to shoot a "Young Harlots" movie for Harmony Films.

Next door was the grand re-opening of the Playboy Club.

"I decided to throw a free party," says director Gazzman. "That's free drink, free entry, and a free goody bag for the girls.

"This means I can pretty much guarantee a big crowd and get them drunk really quickly in order to create the perfect party film atmosphere. Something Hugh Hefner thought of, except his party comes complete with rioting feminists protesting outside…oh and a £15,000 membership fee. So just a little bit different then."

The great thing about London is that there aren't porn parties every week, so the natives didn't know to swarm around the public sex with their iPhones and tongues out. (And bottle service hasn't caught on there, either.)

Frolicing uninterrupted in the loo were Kit Cox and Tony DeSergio.

It turns out, though, that the couch was the place to be, as James Deen helped to move Megan Coxxx onto a white couch using just two fingers, then Coxxx blew Kai XXX on the same couch, and then Danny D and James Deen serviced Lou Charmelle in the indentations left by Coxxx.

Then, to lay waste to the idea that a class struggle exists in Britain, Paige Fox blew the DJ.

"London has been struggling to come out of its shell since the Blitz," says Gazzman. "And I'm hoping people like Paige helped."

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