You’ve been warned. Several elements disturb what is mostly a sexy scene. There’s a kid watching them, and he’s too old for ignorance. Julia is super-chatty. There are candles burning, in a barn. Also, that bull’s gonna gore Ralph Fiennes.
Yup, as much as we appreciate the very, very nude loving that’s going on here, we know that kid with the crown is probably supposed to be Jesus, so that’s weird. And it’s hard to relax when there are ducks around and a bull with crazy-dangerous horns thisfar away from all sorts of squishable parts. Just saying.