I’m sure at one time or another, we’ve all surreptitiously “traded” sex in exchange for something. Even if it’s something minor, or not explicitly stated. And then there are those of us with wacky demands. Like blowing a guy.
“Blow Him & Then You Can Fuck Me 4″ is, like director KK’s other movie I’ve reviewed for this column, “Your Boyfriend Is Gay!”, fairly self-explanatory. Boy meets girl. Girl shows boy her tits. Boy wants to fuck girl. Girl says, “If you want to fuck me, you have to suck his cock.” Cut to other boy, who’s showed up seemingly out of nowhere with a goofy leer on his face.
The guys who want to fuck the girls all make cursory protests, but considering that I can’t give blowjobs even remotely as well as they can tells us that this isn’t the first time they’ve encountered this sort of obstacle to sex. They get down to business pretty quickly for straight men who’ve been ambushed with cock. The best scenes, particularly those featuring Bibi Fox and Engel White, are those where the girl also gets really into watching the blowjob, touching both of the guys and masturbating. Once Surprise Guy has his cumshot, though, he abruptly leaves, never to be seen again, so the original couple can get it on. From that point, it’s pretty much standard straight porn sex. There’s no discussion of, “Hey, why did I have to do that?” Or, “Does this mean you like threesomes?”
So in that sense, the appeal of this movie to straight women is mostly in the overarching concept. There are twice as many hot guys to look at, and there’s a twisted sort of sexual power lent to the woman in the scene. None of the sex is exceptional, but none of it is terrible either. If you’re torn between watching gay or straight porn one evening, this would facilitate a compromise quite nicely. I really think they should make corresponding movies called “Eat Her Out And You Can Fuck Me.” I would so watch those.
Funny side note: Everyone in this movie sounds like they’re from Eastern Europe. There’s nothing wrong with that, but it makes everything a little funnier. So the brief dialogues, which are solely to bring about the blowjobs and not for any significant “plot,” are not only barely intelligible, since everyone mutters their lines, but the incredulity of the men being told to give blowjobs is heightened, since no one in the scene seems to really understand what they’re saying. “Hey,” one of the men says, “I don’t like fuck with him! I fuck with you!” The girl in question just nods and grins blankly. I felt sort of bad for finding this funny, but let’s be honest: this dialogue is so terrible, anyone could have delivered it and I would have giggled. The lack of comprehension on the part of the performers just adds to that.
Sorry I don’t have more to say, lovely readers, but I think I have strep throat and my thoughts through my Dayquil fog are mostly, “Hey, bisexual porn! What a good idea!” What do you think? Is bisexual porn something you find intriguing, that truly fills a niche, or do you feel the gimmicky quality of this undermines the creation of “genuine” bisexual porn? And what would genuine bisexual porn be?
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