When we received our copy of “Battle of the Asses,” we just assumed Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin were shoring up their Tea Party coffers with some quick and easy porn work. Turns out the film involves professional pornographers.
Still, even though we were pleased that this third ass battle featured Jynx Maze and Gracie Glam, we were concerned that the first shot in the movie-the shot that reels us in and invites us into its world, for crying out loud-was of a bethonged crotch rather than an oiled-up ass.
“At least it’s not Glenn Beck’s crotch,” we said.
The women in this movie each have that quality of juiciness that makes their asses seem like each buttock is independently controlled, like the back end of a fire truck. These are not BBW asses or the planklike flanks of starved women with $5,000 boobs, but somewhere in the middle, which is just where we want to be when we see the likes of Maze, Glam, Sarah Vandella, and Madison Ivy getting all rumpalicious.
Sadly, very few of the competitors meet in this Battle, and no winner is declared (though, as always, Manuel Ferrara looks happy to be there.)