Let’s face it: it’s a much cuter name than calling them the Royal Ass Mounted Police. Then again, the acronym RAMP sounds pretty dang cool. It’s so hard to decide what to call the world’s first anal sex police!
Let’s be honest with ourselves (again): these two aren’t going to be catching any criminals anytime soon. If given the choice between law enforcement and making Sheridan’s ass gape, we imagine most people would choose the latter option. Lazy, booty-loving Mounties. Jeez.
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