Position Of The Week: The Assisted Stand

Position Of The Week: The Assisted StandIn theory, standing positions are awesome. In practice? Well, they’re not always the most practical (or comfortable, or attainable…). But with a little assistance, you, too, can achieve the standing sex of your dreams.

Now, it doesn’t have to be a step ladder (any elevated surface at a good height works just fine), but we do want to point out that fucking against a ladder is super badass. In case you weren’t aware.

Position Type: Intercourse

What It’s Good For: A session of unassisted standing sex requires strength, balance, and two perfectly aligned bodies—something many of us having a hard time achieving. But if one partner happens to be supporting some of their weight on an elevated surface (one that brings their pudenda in line with their partner’s, of course), then it’s suddenly much easier to focus on the fucking…rather than all the other positioning nonsense. And if you’re wondering what standing sex is good for, well: it offers a different angle of stimulation while allowing for the eye contact and closeness of missionary. And, come on: doing it while standing just feels naughtier.

Follow It Up With: Why not make the most of that little bit of assistance while you’ve got it? There are all sorts of standing positions that can be improved (or made possible) with a little help from an inanimate object. We suggest trying them all, one after the other.

· Models: Justine Joli and Ryan Keely (justinejoli.com + ryankeely.com)
· Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com)

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  • PeetaMellark

    I love this one! I’ve always been a fan of standing sex in porn, but out in the real world I’m quite a bit taller than my boyfriend and I figured I’d just never get to try it.

  • Walk Off HBP

    There are all sorts of standing positions that can be improved (or made possible) with a little help from an inanimate object.

    Stephen Hawking is feverishly waiting the post on this topic.

  • heroineworshipper

    Even better if the heroine lifts the man.

  • shan164

    Where can I get a good stepladder like that? We could actually use another one around the house (a lot of high shelves here.)

  • hotpinklovesofa has left the building

    My favorite form of assistance in the shower: suction cup handcuffs.

  • DuckyChan

    Considering how short I am…I think I’d need the step ladder just to get up to the appropriate height.

  • toohotforporncareer

    ‘…it offers a different angle of stimulation while allowing for the eye contact and closeness of missionary.’
    Look maybe I’m a boring old, but I’ll stick with missionary. It’s Howard Stern’s favorite position, it’ll do for me, too. So much potential hot sex ruined because some guy tried to get imaginative, pulls my thighs up around his ears (regardless of who’s on top) and gives me a fucking leg cramp.

  • Anonymous

    I’m always sad when I hear about fabulous standing sex positions. Why? Because I’m 5’2″, and my boyfriend is 6’1″. Even if I wear like ridiculous stripper heels, we’ll never be close enough to the same height to pull it off.

    Sigh….but alas, we can dream!