Suddenly, we had the powerful urge to watch "Sailor Moon XXX," and were defeated when we remembered that the movie isn't out yet. Oh well, let's just reminisce about how great Asa Akira is!
Because, you know, it wasn't enough to make her number four on our list of Crush Objects of 2010. When we obsess about a lady, we like to do it obsessively.
1. Slutty and Sluttier 12: You can't go wrong with Manuel Ferrara and Asa Akira. A little choking, a lot of eye contact, and Asa starts a lot of orgasmic screaming. We love it when Asa gets all sweaty and wide-eyed, and even the uber-hardcore Manuel Ferrara is in awe of her raw energy.
2. Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman: Kristina Rose, Alexis Texas, and Asa Akira eat each other's pussies, whip out sex toys, slap and spit and play with each other. What could make this scene better? You guessed it: legwarmers. The girls are all decked out in the height of late 80's jazzercise fashion before they send the spandex flying and get down to business.
3. Speed: Asa works extremely well with others, mostly because she's not afraid to take charge of a situation. Such is the case with "Speed," in which she marshals Keni Styles and Kaylani Lei into a hot threesome surrounded by motorcycles and odd smatterings of Asian art. She fucks harder and dirtier than Kaylani (no offense, Ms. Lei), and that's why Keni chooses to pop on Asa's ass (in case you were keeping score or anything).
4. Asian Strap: Looking for an Asa with a bit more sass, more power, maybe more sadism? How about this: Asa wields a massive strap-on dildo, pegs Wolf Hudson in the ass, jerks him off, and clamps clothespins on his nipples. Yes, please.
5. Asa Akira is Insatiable: Rather than spoil the fun of this movie for you, we thought we'd let you know that "Asa Akira is Insatiable" won Best Double Penetration Sex Scene, Best Anal Sex Scene, Best Three-Way Sex Scene (G/B/B), and the Fan Award for Favorite Movie at this year's AVN Awards. Amazing right? We're not surprised in the least.
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Previously: More of Fleshbot's Friday Five