Pornhub Makes Miley Cyrus An Offer She Almost Certainly Will Refuse

Pornhub Makes Miley Cyrus An Offer She Almost Certainly Will RefuseHey everyone! Have you heard that Miley Cyrus is now eighteen? You have? Well, just in case you were still unclear about the fact that America’s Sweetheart is now totally legal, Pornhub has a terrible PR stunt for you!

See, now that Miley is eighteen, she’s totally legal to do things like take off her clothes and take pictures of it! So obviously the Disney starlet’s next move is totally going to be taking advantage of her newfound legality by signing up with a sketchy tube site to create her own branded channel full of R-rated content (like, um, getting topless, having sleepovers, and smoking salvia out of a bong or something?). That totally makes way more sense than, you know, starring in movies or launching her own perfume line or getting Vanity Fair to take actual nude photos of her or whatever the girls are doing these days.

Oh wait, it doesn’t? Well, at least we’ll always have (not) Miley Cyrus porn…and this other photo that’s not Miley Cyrus, too!

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  • Anonymous

    GREAT post Lux!!! Love getting a good laugh in on Fleshbot here…

  • drunkexpatwriter

    The thing is eventually I bet one of these Disney girls will get to be 18 or so and say “fuck it, I’m posing for penthouse” or do porn.

    Because, let’s face it, becoming the next Sasha Grey is much, much better career move than trying to become the next Britney or LiLo.

    And, with the right agent I bet they’d get more money from a high end porn studio to do an adult film than they would from a regular movie studio to do a Herby type film.

    Imagine what Private or Hustler would be willing to pay Miley or Demi Lavato for an exclusive contract?

    And would it hurt their image any more than say, becoming a lesbian drug addict or so bipolar that in your mid 20s your dad still manages your money and your failed white rapper husband appears to be a better parent than you are?

    Can you think of anyone other than Justin Timberlake who got out of the Disney machine with a decent career and no mental health or substance abuse issues?