Holiday Popshots! Wretched Excess Edition

Getting ready to make a Norman Hole here at our temporary headquarters at Fleshbot Southwest, we can't help thinking of some of our favorite images of foodlike debauchery, where all we wanted to do was stuff things in our mouth...

Topping our story is the (literally!) green room of Hustler's 35th anniversary party. It smelled like a freshman dorm in there.

Seriously, what better way to pornographically characterize the gluttony of Thanksgiving than Sabrina Deep's incessant cock-gobbling?

Maitresse Madeline (left) and Lorelei Lee (right) prepare to devour tiny, pigeon-like Ashley Jane at a shoot for Wired Pussy.

But they had to tenderize her first...

Marinating is also important.

Seriously, people. Charley Chase is like a movable feast on stripper heels.

Gluttony is a sin, say these temptresses.

Like some nice Limoncello, Lupe Fuentes is a delightful aperitif.

Charley Chase again. Sometimes you have to make room.

I don't know; one just wants to fit the entirety of Sunny Lane into one's mouth here.

Sasha Knox at the kids' table.

Hey everybody, have a great Thanksgiving. We are very grateful for your years of support and thoughtful, witty, and prurient comments.