"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The Roundeye

"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeIn the porn version of cutesy and vaguely-disturbing Japanimation “Sailor Moon” (directed by Fleshbot hero Lee Roy Myers), producers combine magical incantations with an interactive menu, so that viewers can choose what our various planet-based heroines do to themselves.

“The Japanese version of ‘Sailor Moon’ is super dorky,” said Asa Akira, who plays Sailor Mars, “and the American version has the girls being a little more kickass.”

But Akira, whose scene partner is real-life boyfriend Rocco Reed, adds an element of fuckvag to the kickass.

“And I think everyone in this movie has actually seen ‘Sailor Moon,’” said Akira, which is not true of the 10,000 other porn parodies.

Then Akira told a story about going to the Hello Kitty festival in Santa Monica with Kristina Rose and, while nothing was even slightly pornographic about this story, I could hear the cameraman shoot one in his pants.

· Lee Roy Myers (twitter.com)
· Photos by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
· Above: Sailor Mars (Asa Akira)

"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mars (Asa Akira) and Rocco Reed
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Moon (Lexi Belle) and Evan Stone
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet)
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)
"Sailor Moon XXX": Hairpie For The RoundeyeSailor Mercury (Heather Starlet) and Anthony Rosano
Photo by Jeff Koga (kogafoto.com)

  • LilyFrancfort

    this is the best news i’ve heard all week!

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure Japan has done this at least a dozen times. I’m also pretty sure this will turn out far less creepy than any of those.

  • Conrad

    I can’t get into Japanese porn. The women are hot, and as long as it’s uncensored, that’s awesome. It’s just every time the girl “cums,” it sounds and looks like they are crying. I like a good cry in my porn, as much as the next guy, but in a very specific type of porn…not in regular porn.

    In regular porn it’s nice to lie to myself about the women enjoying themselves. Except for Audrey Hollander, I feel really bad for her (after watching her in 9 to 5), her husband seems really abusive.

    I’ll check this out though. I have fond memories of going to a Relay-for-Life, being offered Cannabis for the first time (saying no, until later when the girl I wanted to have sex with offered instead(she didn’t have sex with me, but I did see her vulva, Woo Hoo!)), and then sitting around and watching the awesomely-bad anime porn of the same subject matter. And that is how I became a real live boy!

  • OmegaSin

    Talk about a lack of set.

    And where’s the Masked Tuxedo?

  • MindTricked

    My geeky side, which owns several seasons of the anime on DVD, is slightly looking forward to this, and my porny side is cautiously optimistic.

  • Refused_is_fucking

    I have a special place in my sac for Lexi Belle, but to be honest, from first woman featured to third, my interest grew & grew. Heather Starlet? Who knew!?

    (Also: the first still of Lexi with scene partner Evan Stone, for some reason, triggered a prospective porn title in my mind: Shadowy Semen from a Shadowy Cannon. Of course, Stone’s ‘cannon’ is hardly in shadow, so, I don’t know… Surf rock on the brain?)

  • tarantules1

    I must have this.

  • mykalt45

    Where can I get this? I grew up loving the transformation sequence of the American version!