Porn For Straight Girls: And Now, Something Completely Different

Porn For Straight Girls: And Now, Something Completely DifferentI’m so excited about the response to last week’s column. Thanks for all your comments! I’m just one little straight girl, so it’s invaluable to me to learn what other women like and want to see in porn.

This week, I picked a film that’s a lot different from “Evil Anal 11.” It’s actually got some of the elements that tend to result in bad porn, but the sex is so great it doesn’t matter. “My Mother’s Best Friend 2,” from Sweet Sinner, is admittedly like a really bad soap opera. James Deen’s “mother,” Zoey Holloway, is having an affair with Nyomi Banxxx’s husband, Mr. Marcus. James and Nyomi have an affair of their own, despite the fact that James has a girlfriend (Tiffany Tyler), and then Zoey and Nyomi have a “confrontation,” which, true to bad porn storylines everywhere, ends in a lesbian pseudo-hate fuck.

But hear me out! James Deen is super hot. I know you all agree, because several of you asked me to pick one of his films in your comments last week. He is my Number One pornstar crush object, and I will watch anything he is in, even the “Seinfeld” parodies, because he is beautiful and usually funny and entertaining. In “My Mother’s Best Friend 2,” he’s characteristically fantastic and he gets two scenes to Mr. Marcus’s one.

In the first, he talks his girlfriend into skipping the study session and having sex instead. It’s actually kind of sweet as he eats her out and tells her how beautiful she is and begs her to come for him, and even Tiffany Tyler looks genuinely shocked at how insistent he is on her pleasure.

In his second scene, what begins as an effort to comfort Nyomi Banxx for her husband’s infidelity turns into a wildly enthusiastic fuck, and they communicate surprisingly well with one another. James constantly asks her what she wants, and tells her how sexy she is, and rather than ignore him in favor of more wailing (though she does plenty of that), Nyomi gets into it, asking for more and telling him exactly how to spank her. There’s even a little bit of post-sex cuddling and lots of making out in both scenes, if you’re into that.

So, that’s mostly why I like this movie. But we also get some girl-on-girl action between Nyomi and Zoey, which is a nice bonus, and the scene between Zoey and Mr. Marcus isn’t bad (he’s also pretty hot). Nica Noelle, who directed “My Mother’s Best Friend 2,” got her start as a girl-on-girl director, which may be why I like her girl-guy sex scenes so much.

In my to-be-watched stash, I’ve got another one of her films, “The Doctor 2,” which stars Manuel Ferrara from “Evil Anal 11.” I’m looking forward to more sex scenes like the ones in “My Mother’s Best Friend 2.” Plus, I’m so down with doctor porn. And if you’re looking for more stuff along the lines of “My Mother’s Best Friend 2,” Nica Noelle did “My Mother’s Best Friend” (no “2″), which starred the also-pretty-hot Johnny Castle, in case you like to watch porn in chronological order or something.

What do you all think? Is really good sex and a hot male star enough to outweigh the soap opera storyline (and soundtrack, it must be said)? Or are those things just dealbreakers for most of you? Tell me, tell me! I look to your guidance as I continue to search for straight girl-friendly fucking.

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  • clairemontgomery

    as a straight girl who LOVES porn, I am so thrilled with this new column. The first film rec didn’t interest me, but anything with James is alright with me! he’s dreamy and he never looks like he is not enjoying himself and in turn makes me enjoy myself :)

    Keep up the excellent column!

  • MissLagsalot

    Hot sex between almost any two people beats out storyline and music any day of the week, at least for me. Funny lines, good acting, nice sets, and good music are all pluses, but what’s the point of a porno if it doesn’t get you off?

    And you’re right, James Deen always delivers. He seems to give his costars more orgasms per scene than your average boner-bear.

  • karie lou who

    I really want to support this new feature, but I feel like I have so very little to add. I never watch full porn movies. Just clips and stuff. But I do like the stuff where it seems like the actors like it, rather than them acting like it’s a job. And actually, annoying music is such a pet peeve of mine. I would rather just hear the actors than hear stupid music.

    I guess I did have somethings to add.

  • SunnyBunnyDays

    This new feature is wonderful.

    I never buy porn and I hardly ever watch it, but this review really makes me want to check out this series. I like that this is a really honest review, with the good and the bad fully explained.

    Also, one thing I that always bothered me about most straight porn is that the women never seem into it; they may as well be blow-up dolls or something. If some people like that, that’s great, but it’s nice to know there’s some variety out there.

  • mykahl

    Mr. Marcus? YUM. Thank you for a recommending something that features black actors without being offensive.

    But is it fun? I want to check this out, but it does seem like it might take itself a little too seriously. If I’m going to spend money on porn, I prefer to get my money’s worth by buying something humorous, stylish or otherwise entertaining enough that I can put it on at a (non-sex) party, but that’s also hot enough for solo/partnered viewing.

    Like you said, not every week will work for everyone, but I am so glad you all are doing this!

  • clarient

    It sounds like a lovely movie, but it wouldn’t do a thing for this straight girl.

  • hotpinklovesofa has left the building

    I still like kink.com’s Sex and Submission and Hogtied series. I really don’t need a convoluted plot, just some interesting fucking with hot guys. I love James Deen but I think Derrick Pierce is pretty hot and there’s something about the older Mark Davis that turns me on too. I’m really fine with just going straight to the sex, no story, no acting. It’s probably not very interesting for the porn actors or most of the viewers but I just don’t need that many bells and whistles and will end up fast forwarding through everything to get to the ‘meat.’ I already do that with my regular Netflix DVDs when they’re not cutting it and entertaining me enough.

  • billiethepoet

    I can overlook a bad story line for good sex. If it’s really bad, I can just fast forward through it. I can even overlook less than smoking hot stars for hot sex.

    I’m really enjoying this feature and the acknowledgment that women (straight or not) enjoy porn. This bisexual girl would like to see some gay porn pop in this column as well. :)

  • Refused_is_fucking

    he gets two scenes, to Marcus’s one

    THAS RAYCESS.

    (Marcus is also pretty hot)

    Carry on.

  • Marmalade Teardrops

    Sailor, I’m enjoying your Porn for Straight Girls series a great deal. Chapters one and two focus on pay porn available at the fleshbot store. I do buy porn, but I hope that at some point you’ll do an article on good, free internet porn for women — if that elusive beast really exists. Thank you!

  • Anonymous

    Good sex is usually enough to outweigh a bad story and music. The only time music gets in the way is when the it’s is the only audio. I think even cheesy music doesn’t bother me too much as long as it’s not too loud. I used to watch a lot of softcore movies and the music never bothered me.

    I prefer having some kind of story before the sex. Nothing too dramatic like the Romance Series ones by New Sensations, though. Simple stories like in Erika Lust’s “Five Hot Stories for Her” are great examples.

  • Anonymous

    it’s invaluable to me to learn what other women like and want to see in porn.

    This woman would like to see porn which
    i) features actresses, and actors, who were informed up front which acts they would be expected to perform and had the agency to agree to these acts without coercion, including the coercion that comes from wondering if you will continue to get work if you do not engage in a particular act
    ii) features actresses and actors who had the agency to determine for themselves with no coercion from the producers to work with or without condoms, including the coercion that comes from wondering if you will continue to get work if you insist on condoms
    iii) features actresses and actors who were NOT trafficked into porn
    iv) challenges the status quo porn assumption that women live for male pleasure, that female pleasure is a derivate of male pleasure, and that women just happen to love exactly what men love to do to them
    v) challenges the status quo porn assumption that what men love to do to women is control and use, humiliate and hurt, for their own pleasure, not hers

    When we can solve all of those problems, I will start worrying about soundtracks.

  • Camille Crimson

    Thanks so much for the latest installment! I didn’t know much about Deen until I saw him pop up on my Twitter. His blog is hilarious. It’s about sex and food and that’s about it. He just seems like a guy who loves what he does.

  • quesclamation

    I am SO PUMPED about porn for straight girls. Are you considering doing some of the more popular kinks/fantasies/fetishes? (DP and anal in your last review was a fantastic start, but I’d also love to see cuckolding, gangbang, and um can’t believe I’m going to say this but rape/dom-sub porn?) Maybe you could solicit more kink ideas from the straight girl readers out there…

  • Justine

    I’m conflicted on Deen. He’s the most attractive male porn star I’ve seen in a while, and in the specific way that I prefer (less beefcake, more hipster), but I’ve managed to catch some snippets of his “darker” work (advertised like crazy on porn clip sites), and I was thinking the other day, WTF kind of career move is engaging in scenes that skirt the razor’s edge of rape fantasy for a performer who could possibly serve as a popular “gateway drug” for vanilla straight women? From what I’ve heard, becoming known for doing scenes like that can kill a *female* porn star’s career.

  • every_day_angel_star

    Viv Thomas is my favorite “porn for straight girls” …seriously! it has cute boys and girls (both of which are dope in my opinion) AND they always show a good amount of chemistry/foreplay for the people in the scene. I saw a ‘making of’ for Viv Thomas stuff a few months ago and totally loved how much the girl talked about being completely attracted to her costar and really in the moment with the scene… sexy times!

  • sweet tea vodka

    I never knew Manuel Ferrara existed before last week and now my life is changed forever.

  • Anonymous

    Variety is for me. But it all has to be done well. Some times I want them just jumping into plain action. Other times I want a niche but it has to be done by people that are really into it and not just for that day. When everyone is new to a “style” it is amateur. Amateur is good but it is too hard not to find. If there is a story make it worth something. Have a seduction that takes several scenes to happen if it can. Have them make hard choices and have consequences. It’s a story. Tease the “actor” and tease me.

  • ahkaufma

    I love me some Erik Everhard. Can you review some of his films?

  • whitesycamore has the eyes of a girl seeking intercourse with the devil

    I’d like to see porn aimed at women that includes both guy-on-girl (with plenty of cunnilingus please) AND some guy-on-guy scenes. Oh, and an MMF threeway.

    It really annoys me how girl-on-girl is an accepted part of mainstream “straight” porn, but guy-on-guy only happens in gay porn and can never ever ever be allowed to happen anywhere else. I mean I’m fine with watching gay porn to get my guy-on-guy fix, but I’d love to see porn aimed at women that mixes it up with some straight sex too.

    But as far as I know, none of the porn aimed specifically at women has included it yet.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    I know this may take some time, but might I suggest throwing in a website/paysite review/recommendation in addition to all the DVDs? I know quite a few people that literally have never bought DVDs but have joined more than a few paysites in their day (myself included).

    Edit: Now that I think about it, this goes to Fleshbot in general and not just this feature. You guys review movies all the time, and maybe even once or twice review compilations from websites, but you haven’t reviewed an actual paysite since DigitalPlayground.com over a year ago:

    [fleshbot.com]

  • Beat Girl

    The reason I really love James Deen? Most of the stuff I’ve seen him features girls who seem to be truly enjoying themselves.

    There’s a scene he did with Priya Rai (not sure where it’s from, sorry) where she is in some of the most unbridled ecstasy I’ve seen in pro porn. I don’t know whether it’s because he knows what he’s doing, or because he’s someone actresses feel comfortable with, or it’s testament to the girls he stars with – maybe it’s all three when it works best.

    Anyway – it doesn’t half help that he does some rough stuff either, and with such a pretty face.

  • JanetMae

    The thing I like about James Deen is that he and his partners usually seem to really ENJOY each other. A lot of porn is about the mechanics of sex, but the porn I like (which typically ends up being amateur) is the stuff where people seem to actually be attracted to each other and like each other.

    That clip where he plays Julia Ann’s step-son just kills me because it’s clear that they are having fun.

    I also really like the build up, especially the undressing part. Porn that starts with too little clothing can lose my interest. As others have mentioned, seduction and teasing are huge turn ons.

  • SinfullyDelicious

    I don’t think I knew about James Deen before reading, but I can totally get on that bandwagon–he’s yummy! More actors like him, please.

    Also, someone mentioned it down-thread and I have a question about bondage porn: I’ve seen ‘hogtied’ stuff before, where the actress looks pained and uncomfortable (IMO), but is there some other subset of bondage porn that is lighter on the bondage? As in, not as many ropes and knots? And maybe not in the awkward positions? Or would this still be under the ‘hogtied’ banner? I’d like to watch more bondage stuff sometimes, but I really don’t like it when the actress looks like a trussed pig.

  • SinfullyDelicious

    I don’t think I knew about James Deen before reading, but I can totally get on that bandwagon–he’s yummy! More actors like him, please.

    Also, someone mentioned it down-thread and I have a question about bondage porn: I’ve seen ‘hogtied’ stuff before, where the actress looks pained and uncomfortable (IMO), but is there some other subset of bondage porn that is lighter on the bondage? As in, not as many ropes and knots? And maybe not in the awkward positions? Or would this still be under the ‘hogtied’ banner? I’d like to watch more bondage stuff sometimes, but I really don’t like it when the actress looks like a trussed pig.

  • SinfullyDelicious

    I don’t think I knew about James Deen before reading, but I can totally get on that bandwagon–he’s yummy! More actors like him, please.

    Also, someone mentioned it down-thread and I have a question about bondage porn: I’ve seen ‘hogtied’ stuff before, where the actress looks pained and uncomfortable (IMO), but is there some other subset of bondage porn that is lighter on the bondage? As in, not as many ropes and knots? And maybe not in the awkward positions? Or would this still be under the ‘hogtied’ banner? I’d like to watch more bondage stuff sometimes, but I really don’t like it when the actress looks like a trussed pig.

  • Anonymous

    I’m de-lurking to comment, so I apologize for the length of this. I clearly have a lot of thoughts on the matter.

    In my opinion, the whole point of watching the porn is for the sex, so yes really good sex can over come anything.

    The thing that’s the biggest deal breaker for me, and this is embarrassingly stereotypical, but bad costuming. I would really like to see more porn where both of the performers are dressed in street clothes. Jeans and tshirts, minimal makeup, simple hairstyles, no talon nails. It really breaks the illusion sometimes when you’re focused on trying to figure out if it’s difficult to finger yourself with long nails or if that hairstyle is uncomfortable to lean back on.

    Another deal breaker is when the dynamic that’s there in the acting portions are radically different in the sex scenes. It’s frustrating when there’s a shy schoolgirl and her strict teacher and then when they’re having sex she’s in control and saying “fuck my pussy”. Sometimes I like dominate schoolgirl but I hate it when they promise you one thing with the dialogue and then deliver a standard sex scene.

    I would love to see more porn where there’s a greater focus on the male’s pleasure rather than his genitals, or even his whole body. I’d rather see the guy’s face during his orgasm than a cum shot. I actually can’t think of a single professional porn where this happens.