Double Whammy Celebrity Nudity: Kat Dennings And Jessica Alba Topless!

Double Whammy Celebrity Nudity: Kat Dennings And Jessica Alba Topless!You know what they say about it never raining, but damn well pouring? That’s pretty much how we feel this morning. After a drought of leaked celebrity nudity, we now have (alleged!) pictures of both Jessica Alba and Kat Dennings.

Granted, there aren’t any pictures that feature these celebrities’ faces and boobs, rendering these shots just the tiniest bit unconfirmable. But we’re still pretty sure that we are, in fact, looking at famous boobs…especially in the case of Ms. Dennings.

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: stars, they’re just like us. Especially the whole part about taking naked pictures of yourself.

But! With no further ado—the pictures!

UPDATE: Due to legal complaints, we’ve had to take down the galleries. The pictures are still available online, however, and can be found here and here.

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  • Xander Crews, Proud of BOXER

    Thanks to Wert, I’m sure there’ll be an influx of Jalopnik readers
    at around 6 EST.

  • frankp1282

    Wow, I have the biggest crush on Kat Denning since the 40yr old
    virgin. Wow, I never realized just how large and perfect, her um
    assets are. Wow, this really, really brightened my rainy New York
    morning up! Thanks Lux!

  • ElfSternberg

    So, without makeup and Photoshop and a stage lighting team, they
    basically look like any average woman I’ve dated.

    Whee.

  • crystalpepsi

    Dennings was in my top 3 female celebs I most want to see topless.
    God, this is great!

  • LilyFrancfort

    wow, kat dennings. the third picture of her is beyond words.

  • Mila Werning

    I totally <3 Kat Dennings. Her boobs look exactly like mine,
    yay! I’ve never seen anyone have the same kind of boobs as me
    before & I always thought they were weird looking cause they’re
    not all round & perky. I feel oddly better about them now :)

  • leg_man

    Assuming some of Ms. Alba’s photo’s were taken in front of a
    mirror, I’d say at least some of them are genuine. Compare the
    beauty mark on the right side of her chin in picture one with what
    appears to be an identical beauty mark on the left side (mirror
    image) of her chin in picture 3. The see-through in pic 3 is
    nothing we haven’t seen from her before, but pic 4 on the other
    hand…

    The one thing that seems fishy is that the woman in 4 is obviously
    pregnant, while I don’t think the same can be said of 3.

  • RaySmuckles

    I love Ms. Dennings’s near-goth look. And of course Ms. Alba is
    nothing to shake a stick at either. It is a banner day in celebrity
    nudity.

  • dgoat

    Kat Dennings is by far the least likely of my obscure celebrity
    crushes I expected to get a peek at when I woke up this morning. It
    feels like Christmas! She is such a knockout.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    If you’ve seen the first 20 minutes of Nick and Norah (especially
    when she changes clothes in the car), you knew Kat Dennings was
    going to be impressive.

    And the last Jessica Alba pic doesn’t surprise me much at all, if
    it is her, as I don’t think I know a woman that didn’t take a
    picture of her belly like that when she was pregnant.

  • The Fake Santa Claus

    Oh Kat. My lovely lovely Kat. The years-in-waiting
    showcasing of your voluptuous, naturally big-titted, raven-haired,
    milky-white skinned splendor is but a harbinger of good
    things
    to come for this nation.

    Or at least for my disposition for the rest of the week. Please
    continue to let your inner freak flag fly freely and inspire more
    curvaceous maidens to do likewise, for the greater happiness of
    humanity.

  • toddin602

    Thank you Fleshbot.

    Pic number 3 of Ms. Denning is un-fucking-believable. Not only does she have perfect boobs but her body is a god damn knockout

  • Anonymous

    And a topless Kirsten Dunst scene today. Actually a triple whammy today.

    As for Kat’s breasts…OMFG

  • MindTricked

    I saw the name “Kat Dennings” and, like I usually do when Fleshbot posts pics of women they know but I don’t, I said, “Who?” Quick Google/IMDb, and I realized the fault lies with me on this one.

    I promise by all that’s unholy (hail Cthulhu) that I won’t forget Ms Dennings again.

  • psybab

    If she had at least one tattoo, Kat Dennings would be my Platonic ideal of a woman.

    One of my older friends insisted she was in one of his classes at NYU, and is thus 31. I still don’t believe him.

  • Tony Kaye

    Thank you LUX. Red fucking letter day GEEZ.

  • 87CE 95PV Type Я says GO SAINTS GO!

    Kat Dennings looks like someone I still want to shag so thanks for the pictures.

  • Anonymous

    I’m curious to know what the reason was behind the photos they took of themselves in the first place. Like the first shot of Alba’s boob, what’s with the bra thingy she is wearing. Are they meant to be erotic photos? Kat’s photos look like webcam screens. Did they just decide they wanted to know what they looked like naked? Not that I am complaining nor is it important, I’m just curious what the motivation(ha no pun intended, get actors..motivation durpa durpa I knwo) behind it is.

  • ashtonembry

    The girl is beyond adorable.

  • FrancesTheMute

    On a side note, nice to see you mentioned on E!’s website, Lux!

  • Anonymous

    I <3 Kat Dennings…. she absolutely sizzled in Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist.

  • PestiEsti

    I’ve always though that the fireplace was an underrated location for keyboard storage.

  • muchdrama

    I know this makes me piggish, but Kat Dennings makes me feel funny in my boy parts.

  • Anonymous

    I’m curious whether there has been firm confirmation of these pics yet?

  • Anonymous

    PICTURES CAN BE SEEN HERE:
    [forum.phun.org]

  • Anonymous

    PICTURES HERE: forum.phun.org/showpost.php?p=4892772

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