The Sun is once again looking for a new busty babe to assume the prestigious title of Page 3 Idol. Natural boobs are a must-have, but the real criteria for Page 3 status is a love of charity.
In fact, the article barely mentions showing your tits. There’s one comment in the beginning that says, “Natural curves only please – no silicone” and then they employ some clever euphemisms to mask the topless aspects of the job. For example, Page 3 girls use the “new-found fame” of their “privileged position” to help others. They go all over the world for photoshoots, they party together, they meet Prince William and have lots of sexual tension with him. Did someone say something about breasts?
Anyway, if you’ve got the goods a love of travel and assisting those less fortunate, you should apply!
· Do your bust to be Page 3 Idol (thesun.co.uk)
