The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Nipple In Your Mouth

Don’t feel like facing the day yet? Just hit the snooze button, blindfold yourself, and wander around the room until your open mouth finds a nipple. Then, and only then, can your day begin.

In fact, we suggest finishing off your night in this same manner. It’s like brushing your teeth! Except it’s a boob, and it might not necessarily fight cavities.

· “Les vivants et les morts” (2010) (imdb.com)

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  • Some Dumbass

    That beats the shit out of Folger’s.