"Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare" Crushes Porn Piracy With A Fat Ass

How do you deal with a porn pirate? Well, if you ask Bobbi Starr and company, the only solution is to find out where he lives and smother his face with your butt.

Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Director: Ivan
Cast: Bobbi Starr, Gracie Glam, Flower Tucci, Nikki Sexx, Jessica Lynn, Tom Byron, Tommy Gunn, Carlo Carrera, Justice Young

When hackers break into MyWebcamBooty.com and start getting free shows, High Commander Bobbi Starr gets pissed. She deputizes Gracie Glam, Flower Tucci, Jessica Lynn, and Nikki Sexx with the power of a scorned pornstar, and send them off to punish the perverted pirates.

Now before we get on to the actual fucking, let’s just think about the concept for a moment. Would this solve the porn industry’s problems? The more we think about it, the more beauty we find in this simple plan: if every internet porn thief could just have one supernova fuck with a pornstar, the pirates might feel so grateful, so completely and soulfully fulfilled, that illegal downloading would disappear. Isn’t that sweet?

Long story short, it doesn’t work. Gracie Glam tries her hardest with Tom Byron, bashing him and his 1337 h4x0r skills before dropping her booty square on his face. He certainly appreciates the punishment, and he even promises to stop hacking, but Tom goes right back to his old tricks by the end of the movie. It takes a thorough fucking by Bobbi Starr—filmed and broadcast for free on MyWebcamBooty.com—to drive the message home. Bobbi gives Tom everything she has for free; her mouth, her pussy, and her tight asshole all attack his veiny cock, overloading it in an attempt to make him lose his taste for free porn. But Tom greedily consumes all, slowly rocking in and out of Bobbi’s butt, making her cream and scream over and over.

The three middle scenes aren’t quite as exciting as the other two. Jessica Lynn confronts Justice Young in his home, but she doesn’t get as much ass worship as her colleagues. These two barely make a peep the whole time, and their lethargic sex drags down the movie’s momentum. Even Justice seems unsatisfied. After he pops against her pussy, Jessica asks him, “So are you still gonna steal videos for free, or what?” He just mumbles, “Hell yeah.”

Nikki Sexx almost has an equally laconic bone session with Carlo Carrera, but their scene quickly heats up into a volatile, near-violent orgasm marathon. Carlo starts slow, lavishing Nikki’s ass with real love, licking long and hard from her perineum to the small of her back. Before you know it, Nikki is on the couch, legs in the air, screaming and sweating and swearing as Carlo rams her with his entire being, his muscles all flashing at once. Every time we thought they were out of steam, they just kept going. Sure, it’s arousing, but it’s also an athletic spectacle!
Flower Tucci doesn’t put on a particularly raucous or complex visual performance, but she compensates with a consistent stream of dirty talk (and her ass, which is like DAMN). Best of all, she’s always on-topic! After she feels she’s dominated Tommy Gunn enough, she decides to turn the tables. “You want the power?” she asks him, handing over her camo sergeant’s cap. “Show me what you’ve been watching on that fucking webcam show.” Tommy puffs her rump up and fucks her from the side; all the while Flower screams, “Fuck that tight pussy you internet thief!” sometimes looking right in the camera.

While all porn is designed to fuck with the fourth wall, “Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare” completely teabags it. This movie is already floating around torrent sites, and clips of it are—at this very moment—being chopped up for the tubes. Tom Byron anticipated it happening, and he and Ivan have woven the reality of piracy into the warp and woof of some extremely high quality porn! How often do you think a pirate beats off to his own thievery?

We know this won’t help tubesite perverts reflect on their actions, but we’re happy Tom Byron went for it, and it seems like they all had a lot of fun putting it together. It’s nice knowing that as you gaze into the abyss, the abyss is plotting ways to sit on your face.

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  • Camille Crimson

    I am both impressed and horrified by this concept.

  • Some Dumbass

    Ok. Sure, if Bobbi Starr came and sat on my face, and came again, I would stay away from the tube sites for good. Promise.

    Now, on to the legit side of things… Thanks for bringing this up. I would honestly rather steal from some vapid pop starlet I don’t give a shit about, than some hot porn scene that actually turns me on (Bobbi being a great example).

    I don’t have an answer to piracy. I subscribe to Burning Angel, but I only have so many 29.99 ‘s in me a month before the salary runs out. 50 cents a view? I don’t know. I’d much rather pay for the actresses that get me hot, but I don’t always know how.

  • The Cannibal

    Pirate pRon ?

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

  • Anonymous

    worse than dumb.. this is dumb-ass!