Meet The Future Stars Of Hustler’s “Family Guy” Porn

Just when you think Hustler can't get sleazier, this appears. Here comes "This Ain't Family Guy XXX," a parody of the award-winning bro-favored cartoon. Anything you'd like to add, Hustler? "Lois is going to get fucked! And it's about time!"

Is it going to be animated? Can you rightly do a live-action porn parody of a cartoon? The whole thing is just so damn freaky, and Hustler has given absolutely no details so far. Naturally, we've taken the liberty of pairing our favorite pornstars with some of America's favorite characters. We hope this will appease the vengeful Hustler gods and keep them away from "The Simpsons" (they can have "American Dad").

Lois Griffin: Justine Joli

Peter Griffin: Christian XXX

Meg Griffin: Syd Blakovich

Chris Griffin: Evan Stone

Stewie Griffin: Mikey Butders

Brian Griffin: Tom Byron

There are simply too many players in the "Family Guy" theater to allow for random character inventions. Why not utilize...

Cleveland?: Lexington Steele

Loretta?: Misty Stone

Barbara Pewterschmidt?: Lisa Ann

Connie D'Amico?: Lexi Belle

Mayor Adam West?: Dale DaBone

Or, you know, Hustler could just call off the whole project. Either way.

· This Ain't Family Guy XXX coming soon from Hustler (hustlerworld.com)
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