Christine O’Donnell is the Republican nominee to the U.S. Senate seat in Delaware. She’s radically pro-life, she considers homosexuality an “identity disorder,” and she’s fervently anti-masturbation. Oh, and guess what? Dan Savage just declared it Masturbate To Christine O’Donnell Season!
Think of this as the perverted parallel to Pat Robertson’s 21-day prayer assault on the Supreme Court. One of Dan Savage’s readers asked him to use his influence to declare a masturbation holiday in Christine O’Donnell’s honor. However, O’Donnell is just far too insane for Savage to only give her one day, so from now until November 2—when Christine gets denied that Senate seat she’s jonesing for so hard—every single day is Masturbate to Christine O’Donnell Day! Hooray!
Christine O’Donnell is an attractive woman, don’t get us wrong, but no one’s going to have an easy time fapping it up to her likeness (no one but Sarah Palin, of course). So we thought we should do our civic duty and provide subtly modified visual aids to help you through this gritty marathon of self-love-hate-fuck—all paired with inspirational wisdom from the woman herself. You probably won’t even notice that these pictures have been Photoshopped. (And if you’d like to contribute your cut-and-paste skills to the task, feel free to help us supply the nation with Christine O’Donnell masturbation fodder!)
· Savage Love (thestranger.com)
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