September 7, 2010 | 10 Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s Nude(st) "Machete" Scene

Mr. Skin may have declared “Machete” to be completely free of any and all Lindsay Lohan nudie bits, but a few members of the peanut gallery have dared to challenge the judgment of the movie nudity master.

Yes, some are saying that if you look closely in the scene where Lindsay Lohan wakes up in a church, you can see her nipples for a very brief moment. Of course, we’ve also heard that if you stand in the bathroom at midnight on Halloween and say Lindsay Lohan’s name three times while staring at yourself in the mirror, she’ll appear before you with a bag of coke and take you on a whirlwind tour of LA. So, uh, maybe you should just find out for yourself. Grainy clip above (and you’re on your own for that whole bathroom Halloween thing).

[NB for the confused: Yes, there are nuder scenes that appear to involve Lindsay, but they're all a body double.]

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  • dystopika

    What…? Just saw this yesterday and there are plenty of fully nude shots of Lindsay in this m’fer.

  • Filmomaker

    I’ve also heard that if you stand in the bathroom at midnight on Halloween and say Lindsay Lohan’s name three times while staring at yourself in the mirror, she’ll appear before you with a bag of coke and take you on a whirlwind tour of LA.

    REPOST TO YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU WILL BE HAUNTED!!!11!1

    God, I miss the ‘ol MySpace days.

  • WillieG

    Look ma, I’m on Fleshbot!

    This is so SFW it could be on Nick Jr. blog.

    Just sayin’.

  • GitEmSteveDave.com

    IIRC, the shower scene with Jessica Alba was done with CGI. She was wearing underwear and pasties. Perhaps the same here? Besides, if I want Lindsay nudes, I’ll just go here: [gawker.com] There’s just something about freckles…

  • philtastic

    I’m just impressed that she did her lines in passable Spanish.

  • dcypher1

    I could swear that Lindsey was nude in the pool!!! Come on! Maybe just wishful thinking on my part. I’m so ready for a sex tape. That fucker better have close up hardcore and interracial #justsayin

    I can also verify the mirror trick, only when she came through the looking glass she had already done most of the bag and her idea of touring LA was like visiting the bar at the Roosevelt then eating fries at Hamburger Hamlet, so it was kinda a bust. Plus her ghost coke dealer made me pay for the bag she snorted.

  • The HZA.

    She was actually pretty decent in Machete. Though her role didn’t exactly require to reach out of her scope.

    I wish she’d ditch the blond. Or condition it.

  • aussiecalvin

    i saw the movie yesterday and this scene is much longer. after looking out the window she gets up and walks to a nun dress, the whole she is standing, you can pretty much see her tits…. just sayin’.

  • muchdrama

    Yay! That was a whole lot of nothin’.

  • spody

    I’ll take the artificial wig-covered outline of her lovely bossoms naturally bouncing ever-so-gently with the jerky movement of her freckled body, over a nip slip any day of the week–except “International Nip Slip Day.”