August 4, 2010 | 11 Comments

The Plot Thickens: Montana Fishburne’s Sexy Music Video

It seems porn isn’t the only thing that Montana Fishburne has been shooting these days—she also stars in the music video for Freaky Empire co-star/rumored boyfriend Brian Pumper’s “Oh, and It’s Shaved.” Three guesses what “it” is.

Call us crazy, but we’re going to use this video as further evidence that Ms. Fishburne is not a diabolical, plotting genius using a sex tape to launch herself towards a Kim Kardashian-esque life of, uh, fame. Yeah, this goes firmly in the column of things girls do when they maybe just want to be pornstars/hang out with Brian Pumper.

But hey, only time will tell right?

· Brian Pumper Ft. (Montana Fishburne) – “Oh & It’s Shaved” (youtube.com, via gossiponthis.com)

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  • karie lou who

    Legs, armpits, moustache? Did I get it?

  • mules249

    poor Morpheus…nice little lip-slips at 1:54 and 3:23

  • Scarion

    What up with the bruises on her oiled butt?

  • Camille Crimson

    She can be really cute in certain lights. In other lights, she really looks like Lawrence Fishburne. And that is unsettling.

  • rogerfeelbert

    More awkard: his rapping or her dancing? Too close to call.

    But “let me get that monkey super wet and make it fart”? I cannot stop laughing at how stupid that is.

  • bangers

    he doesn’t sound terribly thrilled to be rapping. like ‘oh and it’s shaved’ is some community service he’s gotta perform or something.

  • someofmybestfriends

    Maybe this is all a big misunderstanding, and they’re just talking about a pet? When we got our cat spayed, they had to shave her first…

  • FrancesTheMute

    that is quite possibly the worst rap song ever…..and that is saying something.

  • Refused_is_fucking

    All I know: I’m thinking Arby’s.

  • Anonymous

    When Evil Angel used to podcast their trailers, I skipped every Brian Pumper one, because he insisted on rapping on every one of them. I’m allergic to weak flows and tired visual direction (his whips, girls, multiple gear changes, etc.).

  • Anonymous

    That was pretty Bad…

    …I mean… it made Ton Loc look like a genius.