July 12, 2010 | 3 Comments

How The Net Was Pornified

We all know that the internet is for porn—but have you ever wondered how it got to be that way? Upcoming Luke Wilson vehicle “Middle Men” purports to tell the tale of the early days of online porn.

Is it accurate? We don’t know yet…but we do know that it is full of boobs. And that’s close enough, right? Trailer above (and sorry about the age gate—it comes with the embed!).

· Red Band Trailer for “Middle Men” (firstshowing.net)

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  • Copperpot

    Could be interesting, plus Giovanni Ribisi is always fun to watch on screen.

  • Refused_is_fucking

    So, I went to IMDB to find more about this film, namely the actress who portrays the “23 years old porn star”. This ‘Aubrey Downs’ role went to a Laura Ramsey, 28, who is originally from Brandon, Wisc. — I’ve eaten at a greasy-spoon there, more than once — [redacted] — in Rosendale, & [redacted].

    Also a graduate of Laconia High: [redacted].

    (I will say no more, say no more. It’s confidential.)

    But, now, I am sure this man to whom I obliquely referred (note: not ‘Bob Snowdon’) has fucked this actress, before she was a c-list actress, when she & he were in high-school.

    He was seriously the most libidinous individual I have known in my thirty years.

  • Refused_is_fucking

    Does the presence of “Super Bon Bon” on the trailer imply cameos from various SuicideGirls models?

    Let’s hope.

    … Also: that’s actually Kelsey Grammer’s mid-90s internet purchase history.