Holy Viagra! Axel Braun’s "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody" Is Amazing!

After viewing the highly anticipated release of Axel Braun’s old school Adam West Batman spoof we’ve come to the unshakable conclusion that it may be the best parody we have ever seen. Learn why after the jump.

First of all, the costumes are dead on. The characters are dead on. The sets are, yep, you guessed it, dead on. While some parodies settle for giving the viewer the general idea of the show with subtle nods to the original being constrained by budget concerns, Axel went all out on this one. Vivid may very well have broken a piggy or two to ensure Axel’s vision came correct. It is exactly as we remember it from our childhood, but with a whole heaping helping of hot sex packed in.

Dale DaBone plays Batman’s Bruce Wayne, with James Deen as his ambiguously gay partner, Dick aka Robin. After all the attention Dale has received lately over his ex’s misfortune, we hope the praise we are about to lavish upon him and his performances (acting and screwing) will help brighten his day. We can honestly say it is the best performance we have ever seen him turn in—ever.

Evan Stone turns in the performance of his career as well, kicking off the fantastic fuck flick as the demented Riddler. He kidnaps and nails rich heiress Lisa Carson, played by Kimberly Kane—and it’s one of the steamiest, most erotic scenes we’ve witnessed in years. The entire scene is red hot. Kane’s pussy look so wet and swollen and fucked and pink that it’s like a puffy fruit. We could easily lose ourselves in the first scene over and over.

The dynamic duo discovers that the Riddler has a sinister plot of some sort, meet with the Commissioner and the Chief of Police to confirm it, then it’s off in the pursuit of justice. Climbing the side of a building to infiltrate a disco they cross paths with Ron Jeremy—and once at the disco, Batman gets drugged by Alexis Texas, who takes full advantage of him in front of everyone. Sloppy wet blowjobs, that sweet set of tits and an ass that just doesn’t quit, followed by spitting, spanking, and a long hard screw. Sign us up for this kind of torture any day of the week.

And let’s not forget Lexi Belle, who plays the Commissioner’s daughter. One minute she’s plain Barbara Gordon, nerdy librarian; the next she’s the hottest Batgirl we’ve ever seen. Holy hotness! Batgirl and Robin team up to question the Joker, expertly played by Randy Spears. While he’s declaring himself to be the King of all Super Criminals, we’ve got our eyes glued to sexy slut Tori Black in her Catwoman suit…aren’t you dying to know who she gets her claws into?

Well, stayed tuned for the answer to that cliffhanger. The Joker takes on two faithful devotees—played by Syren Sexton and Andy San Dima—all while Batgirl and Robin spy on them. It’s pretty much exactly how we figured the Joker spent his spare time.

And, of course, Batgirl and Robin are overcome with raw animal lust and decide to release some pent up sexual tension before foiling the diabolic master plot to kill them all and take over Gotham. Any scene with Lexi Belle getting her little kitten pumped full of hard cock is bound to keep us spellbound, true enough, but when Deen is powering his foot long schlong into her it’s infinitely more compelling. Lexi about loses her mind as she works his wide load up into her pink lips and tiny body. It’s nothing short of magic watching her.

Immediately afterward they get captured and dragged to the liar of the villains, where a who’s who of bad guys give away their twisted schemes, fights ensue, and Batman and Robin end up being saved by Catwoman. As a reward they tag sweet Tori Black, one pounding her famous snatch good and deep while the other gets sucked hard for their turn. Make no mistake about it: Tori earned her status as Female Performer of the Year the hard way…and it shows in this scene.

Like any good episode of “Batman,” this porn parody ends with the classic cliffhanger, setting up the possibility of a sequel. This parody was so good on each and every level, we can only hope there will be plenty more to come.

The wait for “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” is over….almost. It will be releasing from Vivid before summer is out. Congratulations to Axel, Vivid, Dale DaBone, James Deen, Randy Spears, Lexi Belle, Kimberly Kane, Tori Black, Lexi Belle, Andy San Dimas, and everyone else involved in the making.

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  • ian.ironwood

    I’m waiting for the bat-sequel already! Hurry up, Axel!

    I just hope they haven’t used up all of the good villains in the first one, though.

    Another good review here: [thesexnerd.blogspot.com]

  • Draven3

    Wow, that’s simply amazing.

  • Refused_is_fucking

    A few impressions of the actresses:

    Lexi Belle looks positively impish, & a bit the trick-or-treater; such jejune.

    Kimberly Kane continues to make me think she’s the grande dame of porn. & is that a #cleftchin I see?

    Tori Black has a 60s cool down to a science — great costuming.

    But it’s the combination of Andy San Dimas & Syren Sexton I really want to address: while Syren carries off a beach blanket bimbo worthy performance with aplomb, her artistry obvious, Andy strikes as a bit… discomfited? Is that the word?

    I’m not saying she doesn’t enjoy shooting, nor that sex is a drag, for her, on-camera or off (though mostly, in the event, on). But I already see hints of the housefrau* she’s likely to be in three, five, seven years, safely-ensconced in a split-level in central New York, or Montana, or wherever-have-you, her porn past unremarked, her personal story scrubbed.

    She’ll be married to an orthodontist, a room-mother at her kids’s school,… I hate to say it, but to borrow from an (in part) misogynist rejoinder from Art Alexakis, a Volvo-driving soccer-mom.

    As much as San Dimas has dazzled in alt & demonstrated nuance in certain works with/directed by Belladonna, I don’t see her as long for porn. To a point, at least, instead, she’s in this for the money; a quick score, something light & fun to tide her over ’til her destiny calls. & while this prolly seems complaint, maybe even put-down, I would prefer to think it’s just a keen sense of observation. Or imagination.

    Besides, even if such a life were one I would disdain — plainly, I would not; I see no offense in the normative &/or “normative” — who doesn’t seek stability?

    *Fetching, yes, but still an housefrau.

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  • wild7s

    Tori Black as Catwoman, that nearly makes my balls explode. And Kimberly Kane’s thick ass is just amazing.

    Eventually, I’ll have to get around to checking this out. Eventually.

    You know what’d be really funny? If they got Adam West to cameo as Commissioner Gordon. Especially if West joined in their sexy fun adventure.

  • SyrenSexton

    I just want to say that Andy San Dimas’ comment is halirious, the fact that i don’t perform g/g is irrelevant.
    As a professional you should be able to work alongside anyone and deliver a great scene, you can’t go blaming other people because you were garbage.

  • SophieDelancey

    Batmaaaaan! I think I love everything about this movie, but I would NEVER have sex with someone wearing terrifying Joker makeup. I have few boundaries, but that is one of them.