Covergirl Chase’s scene is my favorite in “Love Squirts 2,” as the Kentucky-born brunette caterwauls her way through a dehydrating romp, her smoky voice almost convincing me almost as much as her “ejaculation” almost does that her peeing is, in fact, a “love squirt.”
It’s hard to tell: after all, the three times she erupts she literally pees her scene partner out of her. What better way to show that her affection lies elsewhere?
But let’s face it: if Charley Chase is squirting at you, it sure is nice to believe she’s doing it because she loves you.
What’s the alternative?