Alexis Ford Is “The Dog Walker”: Old Dogs, New Tricks, Hot Bitches

Much to our dismay, this movie is not about the sexual adventures of Alexis Ford, the world's hottest yo-yo champion.

The Dog Walker

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: David Lord
Cast: Alexis Ford, Abbey Brooks, Evie Delatosso, Rhylee Richards, Sarah Jesse, Barrett Blade, Derrick Pierce, Eric Masterson, Pike Nelson

I may have talked some smack about Alexis Ford in the past—and I admit that I approached "The Dog Walker" prepared to hate what I watched—but this movie ain't half bad.

As DCypher already laid out, "The Dog Walker" is less about Alexis Ford and her career than it is about Eric Masterson and his efforts to escape his hyper-adulterous, evil, cold wife. Eric complains to his best friend/comic relief/all-around lovable putz Barrett Blade, but Barrett is far too busy trying to bang strippers.

One day, in a dog park, Eric meets a cute professional dog walker who might be Alexis Ford, and the two immediately hit it off (not in the naughty way). Unfortunately, Alexis is already in a committed relationship with Evie Delatosso, who responds to Eric's intrusion by battering Alexis' pussy with the sweet, hot hurricane that is her mouth.

Evie Delatosso is easily the baddest bitch in the bunch, and her bit of lesbian break-up sex with Alexis makes a phenomenal scene. Simply put: I love Evie. I love the way she tells Alexis that no man can equal her fuck power; the way her lips pucker around Alexis' nipple like a sea anemone; the way that she actually looks fucked after she's been fucked. Too many pornstars enter and exit their scenes looking calm and collected, but not Evie Delatosso. With cum all over her mouth and that dazed look in her eyes, you know exactly what she feels: fried nerves, exhaustion, and peace.

No other sex scene in "The Dog Walker" comes close to Evie's; Abbey Brooks (the cheating wife) and Sarah Jesse (the stripper that Barrett finally scores) both drop it like it's lukewarm. On the bright side, Rhylee Richards plays the hot fascist boss who likes to keep Derrick Pierce overtime so she can work him over. Their scene comes almost out of nowhere, but the way Rhylee's buttons are constantly about to shoot off of her bust-boosting blouse demands a sex scene. Office sex is always a treat, as is Rhylee's cock swallowing skill—no complaints here.

I have mixed feelings about Eric and Alexis' climactic scene. On the one hand, Alexis knows how to suck balls (in the naughty way). She and Eric communicate with each other well, and Alexis isn't afraid to demand more fingers in her pussy or more of Eric's cock inside her. On the other hand, these moments of confident intercourse seem few and far between, and I'm just not a fan of Alexis Ford's squeaky sexual style.

This is nitpicky, but I need to say it: I'm not sure if it's written in the script or not, but I have the feeling that she needs to say the title of whatever movie she's in. In "American Made", she has to tell Tommy Gunn that she is American-made. In "The Dog Walker", she asks Eric if he enjoys fucking his dog walker—and she's never walked his dog before (not in the naughty way, at least). Call me critical, but it really takes me out of the moment.

On the whole, I feel that "The Dog Walker" is the best Alexis Ford film Adam & Eve has put out. Perhaps it's because Eric Masterson is such a lovable and hopeless goof? Perhaps it's because—I hate to say it—Alexis is better suited to play a ditzy, earnest, and innocent babe than she does a seductress? Regardless, I'd let Alexis Ford walk my dog any day (she can even go Around the World, Rock the Baby, and put me to Sleep).

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