Kristina Rose: A Bum By Any Other Name

Like "69," which is invoked way more times in porn than it is actually performed, "bum" is one of those words that we rarely ever say in America when talking about the ass. That makes me and Kristina Rose sad.

Kristina Rose does not utter the word "bum" once in "Bum Rushed 2." Instead she refers to that impressive, living thing that follows her around her "butt." The publicity-savvy pixie also declares her love for Bob Saget.

But regardless of whether any of the women say "bum" in this movie (they don't), it's important to remember that Rose, who says that she so fell in love with anal sex for the first six months after first having it that "nothing could stay up there," is callipygous as all getout.

And lyrical.

"I got fucked in the butt at a truckstop in Temecula," she says, before getting fucked in the ass by Marco Banderas in Encino.

So even though no bums (in the British sense) are mentioned, there is enough in Rose's ass and heart to keep you from taking her to small claims court for false advertising.

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