Vote Tory Or The Topless Girls Get It!

We don't know how much attention you're paying to the UK elections (our best guess? None at all.), but we've just learned of a development that should make all topless lady lovers sit up and take notice.

Apparently, this election isn't just about whatever issues the politicians are blathering about on TV. It's also poised to decide the fate of the topless girls of The Sun's Page 3...at least according to the Tory-supporting Sun. You see, Liberal Democrat MP Lynne Featherstone once said that she'd "love to take on Page 3." Ipso facto, if you don't vote Tory, Page 3 will be gone forever. And then where will the Brits go to see boobs? The internet? Lad mags? Probably!

Clearly, this is all a matter of national importance. And boobs.

· Save these girls from the dole queue (thesun.co.uk)