May 3, 2010 | 5 Comments

Lindsay Lohan To Play Linda Lovelace In Upcoming Film

Lindsay Lohan To Play Linda Lovelace In Upcoming FilmAccording to sources, Lohan signed on to play Lovelace in an indie film called “Inferno”. And to think, we were just hoping she was becoming a lad mag girl. She’s slowly inching towards pornstardom!

Er, not necessarily, but we can dream! At the very least, we’re excited to see Lindsay dolled-up like a retro pornstar. (It’s not too difficult to imagine it.)

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  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Either she will need 8 months to grow a 70′s worthy bush….or they better go Merkin shopping now!

  • rogerfeelbert

    The obvious focus of this story is LL as LL (I just blew my own mind), but I’m actually pretty interested to see which side of the story “Inferno” is going to tell.

    Now, allow me to take a crack at the sort of jokes that are gonna be a dime a dozen with this story:

    “Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace, huh? I don’t know about Lindsay’s throat, but we can all agree her nasal cavity must be pretty deep, amirightfolks?” (zooba doo badee doop!)

  • Anonymous

    I agree with everything that’s been posted so far, with he addition that Lohan is going to have to do the Deniro thing (or George Clooney in “Syriana” for you young people out there who weren’t alive in the 70′s) and gain some healthy weight for the role, because Lovelace was far from a waif.

  • AtwaterAlucard

    Lindsay will be doing infomercials for “Freckle-B-Gone” before her next major motion picture role.

    BTW, Lad mag? Is that some British version of a men’s magazine? Let’s stay on this side of the Atlantic, OK?

  • Anonymous

    Linda Lovelace was shaved