"Spartacus": The Mischievous Nudes of Capua

We’re all for naked empowerment, but sometimes these Romans just take it too far. It seems like no girl wants to talk business unless her tits are showing.

It’s not that we’re not grateful for the tits, but it’s inducing some bizarre Pavlovian conditioning in us. Every time we see a gorgeous pair of boobs—such as Lucy’s—we automatically assume someone’s death is being plotted (plus, we totally start salivating).

Speaking of plot (spoiler alert!), last night’s “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” was a sad one. Spartacus was forced by his dominus to kill his best friend, Varro! Guess when this act was orchestrated? When someone had their tits out. See a pattern here?

· “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” (starz.com)

  • Anonymous

    I love the sex scenes in this show.

  • Ian Ironwood

    Just proves what I’ve always said: tits are deadly.