"Spartacus": The Mischievous Nudes of Capua
It's not that we're not grateful for the tits, but it's inducing some bizarre Pavlovian conditioning in us. Every time we see a gorgeous pair of boobs—such as Lucy's—we automatically assume someone's death is being plotted (plus, we totally start salivating).
Speaking of plot (spoiler alert!), last night's "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" was a sad one. Spartacus was forced by his dominus to kill his best friend, Varro! Guess when this act was orchestrated? When someone had their tits out. See a pattern here?
· "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" (starz.com)Tagged in: Clips, Video, Starz, TV, Straight, Spartacus, Boobs, Topless, actresses, LucyLawless
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