This "Consultant" Charges Extra, But Gets The Job Done

In these uncertain economic times, the title character* of “The Consultant” must give 110 percent to ensure job security. 110 percent of loads on Hungarian prostitutes’ faces, that is!!!

Veteran and dependable Europorn dude Olivier Sanchez is, like James Taylor’s “Handyman,” someone who does what he truly can. This involves fucking just about every woman in Prague in natural light and, often, in bathtubs.

There is little plot save for Sanchez’s penchant for sunglasses, but that really doesn’t matter. This is a dirty, dirty movie whose actresses (among them the incendiary and wanton Stacy Silver, Claudia Adams, and Simone Shine) are often brazenly indifferent to the fact that a camera is running (unlike many of their American counterparts who check in every so often).

“The Consultant” was a pleasant surprise, in that the sex was especially lurid and the cinematography of the old world scenery especially beautiful.

Why it surprised me is because I get screeners from which I can’t lift images and must instead use the ones Private sends me, all of which contradict the review I just wrote and which do not do the movie justice.

*(I’d say “titular,” but you deserve better.)

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This "Consultant" Charges Extra, But Gets The Job DonePrivate (private.com)
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This "Consultant" Charges Extra, But Gets The Job DonePrivate (private.com)
Buy “The Consultant” (gamelink.com)
This "Consultant" Charges Extra, But Gets The Job DonePrivate (private.com)
Buy “The Consultant” (gamelink.com)
This "Consultant" Charges Extra, But Gets The Job DonePrivate (private.com)
Buy “The Consultant” (gamelink.com)
This "Consultant" Charges Extra, But Gets The Job DonePrivate (private.com)
Buy “The Consultant” (gamelink.com)

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  • Refused_is_fucking

    Honestly, if someone did an adult-version of Kontroll (great, great film), I would be all over it. Not normally a fan of the imitative porn films –I suppose the porn Pirates series is the notable exception — but the original so impressed me, any reticence to its “parody” would be swamped by reminiscene.