January 3, 2010 | 21 Comments

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A ComparisonLet’s be honest, everyone is obsessed with MTV’s “Jersey Shore.” We certainly are; ever since we heard Pauly D has a penis piercing, we’ve been waiting for him to whip it out. Well, the wait is over.

Taryn Thomas began organizing production for this spoof last November, but the cast list only recently came out. As always, we couldn’t resist putting the tanned specimens beside their pornificent dopplegangers for a little comparison. What do you think?

In addition, if you (yes, you!) are a “Jersey Italian who’s positive you can fuck like a porn star and party like a fist pumpin’ Guido,” then Taryn wants you in her movie. Check out her site for details.

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
“Snooki”
Jersey Shore: Nicole Polizzi
Jersey Shore XXX: Taryn Thomas

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
“JWoww”
Jersey Shore: Jenni Farley
Jersey Shore XXX: Veronica Rayne

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
“Jolie”
Jersey Shore: Angelina Pivarnick
Jersey Shore XXX: Richelle Ryan

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
“Sweetheart”
Jersey Shore: Sammi Giancola
Jersey Shore XXX: Dylan Ryder

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
“The Situation”
Jersey Shore: Michael Sorrentino
Jersey Shore XXX: Rocco Reed

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
“DJ Pauly D”
Jersey Shore: Paul DelVecchio
Jersey Shore XXX: TJ Cummings

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
Ronnie
Jersey Shore: Ronnie Magro
Jersey Shore XXX: Memphis Blake

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
Vinny
Jersey Shore: Vinny Guadagnino
Jersey Shore XXX: Johnny Castle

· Jersey Shore XXX (jerseyshorexxx.com)
· Taryn Thomas to Produce ‘Jersey Shore XXX’ (business.avn.com)
· Many pics via MTV (mtv.com)

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  • Anonymous

    What an awful casting. I’ll definitely be skipping this one.

  • atlas

    im sure if you offer the real cast of jersery shore 5 bucks and a tube of tanning oil theyll get it on for the camera.

  • Anonymous

    Memphis Blake has done some pretty hot gay male foot fetish porn!

  • B

    This might be the only time when the porno remake of something actually has few implants than the original.

  • Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)

    The porn cast appears WAY classier.

  • Anonymous

    i would have thought audrey bitoni would be in this…

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Also: Weekend Loser — My pants. After seeing Dylan Ryder — the name I had known, not the face, though — I just messed in them. Time to buy another bottle of ERA.

  • MincnglyWhrdL’mer

    is it weird that only half of the porn stars look equal to or better than the people they’re replacing? the last three porn guys are hot and that last girl is on par, but the rest?

  • whitekidinflatbush

    Memphis Blake is the *only* male star that’s right for his role. Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some TJ Cummings, but he is NOT a guido. I realize about only 10% of the viewing audience gives a shit about who the men even are in straight porn (give or take), but this is soooo disappointing.

  • growler

    There’s only one title this thing should’ve have had, and it’s remarkably obvious: “Jersey Whore.”

  • Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!

    If you can’t get Snookie right, you can’t get nothing right. Did they even *try* offering the real cast members a bit of dough for a cameo? Maybe the lesser knowns, the girl with the garbage bags who left, or the guy whose career highlight was getting pinkeye?

  • Brian O’Brien

    I certainly hope Johnny Castle isn’t as invisible in this movie as Vinnie is on the show. That would be a waste of some seriously hot trade.

  • Anonymous

    I think Tory Lane would make a great JWoww

  • SousChefGerard

    Takes fist pumping to a whole new level of depravity.

  • Anonymous

    Dylan Ryder is a bad match. But I like her in anything

  • Anonymous

    Not bad, though I think this is the first time when the porn star had a smaller rack than her real-life equivalent (“Snooki”). Sammi and Jenni already look like they’re on their way to porn-dom… not that I mind, I think I’d totally watch them both. Are they going to try airbrushing the Cadillac tattoo on TJ?

  • Anonymous

    I’m mad they’re all medigans. Just sayin’.

  • Lux Alptraum

    And yet this is but one of two Jersey Shore parody porns. Oh, the horror.

  • Anonymous

    Memphis Blake is Kevin Falk, a gay porn star

  • Anonymous

    [queermenow.net]

    Queer me now shows that most of male talent in this has past/current connections to the gay porn industry.
    One of the stars John Espzedo has done extensive work for bareback studio SX VIDEO.

    So exactly who is this being marketed to?

  • Anonymous

    dude I work in porn and you guys chose some aging, dying breeds. I’ve worked with most all those dudes but Memphis for YEARS. Where’s the fresh meat!!!!