"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison

Jan 03, 2010 | Posted by Ottimo Massimo

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A ComparisonLet's be honest, everyone is obsessed with MTV's "Jersey Shore." We certainly are; ever since we heard Pauly D has a penis piercing, we've been waiting for him to whip it out. Well, the wait is over.

Taryn Thomas began organizing production for this spoof last November, but the cast list only recently came out. As always, we couldn't resist putting the tanned specimens beside their pornificent dopplegangers for a little comparison. What do you think?

In addition, if you (yes, you!) are a "Jersey Italian who's positive you can fuck like a porn star and party like a fist pumpin' Guido," then Taryn wants you in her movie. Check out her site for details.

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
"Snooki"
Jersey Shore: Nicole Polizzi
Jersey Shore XXX: Taryn Thomas

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
"JWoww"
Jersey Shore: Jenni Farley
Jersey Shore XXX: Veronica Rayne

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
"Jolie"
Jersey Shore: Angelina Pivarnick
Jersey Shore XXX: Richelle Ryan

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
"Sweetheart"
Jersey Shore: Sammi Giancola
Jersey Shore XXX: Dylan Ryder

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
"The Situation"
Jersey Shore: Michael Sorrentino
Jersey Shore XXX: Rocco Reed

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
"DJ Pauly D"
Jersey Shore: Paul DelVecchio
Jersey Shore XXX: TJ Cummings

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
Ronnie
Jersey Shore: Ronnie Magro
Jersey Shore XXX: Memphis Blake

"Jersey Shore XXX" vs. "Jersey Shore": A Comparison
Vinny
Jersey Shore: Vinny Guadagnino
Jersey Shore XXX: Johnny Castle

· Jersey Shore XXX (jerseyshorexxx.com)
· Taryn Thomas to Produce 'Jersey Shore XXX' (business.avn.com)
· Many pics via MTV (mtv.com)

Tagged in: Pornstars, Mtv, Parody, Gawker, Upcoming, Jezebel, Comparison, Roccoreed, Tjcummings, Johnnycastle, Dylanryder, Veronicarayne, Richelleryan, Tarynthomas, Memphisblake

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