“This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX” Presents: Ode To Misty Stone Contest

The 86 odes of Misty Stone

Hey Barely 18,
With your Barely legal Black Chicks.
Are you being “Barely Legal All By Myself,”
Or are you down with your Lesbian Babes In Toyland
Doing a Barely Legal 69?

This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX,
Not The Cosbys XXX either.
This is more like a Orgy World:
Brown and Round,
And you’re more than willing to
Open Wide And Say Ahh!

You make Love African American Stile,
While announcing proudly that “Mama Turned Me Out.”
You live among the Mean Bitches POV,
And the Mean Black Bitches,
With their Racially Motivated,
Inner City Black Cheerleader Search,
You know that She Got Pimped,
And that you’ll be Pimp 4 a Day.

You’re a Pussy A Go Go,
Quickly moving away from the Insatiable Newcummers.
Along with the Lesbian Tutors,
and the Head Clinic, where you learned the Hustle and Blow,
You left behind the Ghetto Casting Couch,
All the while swearing you’ll always be the best among Ghetto Lollipops.

Hitting Nothin’ Butt Net,
You’ve proven that you’re a Monster Booty.
Proving foremost that It’z a Black Thang,
With Dark MILF Chocolate,
You’ve given all who dare an Ebony Addiction,
With your specially formulated Erotic Blends.

With glee in you voice you cry “I Love White Boys,”
But you’ll Lick It Don’t Dick It with Lesbian Cheaters.
You’ll help white men Get That Black Pussy,
With Kara Davis down in the Crock of Love,
With the all-important Intimate Invitation,
Sometimes you can’t help Feeling Black, too.

With your Black Jack and your Black Girlfriends,
All the Way Sistas and Bubble Butt Booties.
Black Feet on Booty Street in a Diva Nation,
Where they Fuck It Like It’s Hot,
With their Gag Factor and Barefoot Confidential,
Chocolate Sorority Sistas striving to be the next Celebrity Apprentass.

Living in a world of Desperate Blackwives and Cuckhold MILFs,
Is it easy to be a Road Queen not once, but twice?
With Anacondas and Lil Mamas under a Black Moon Risin,
Shining on Black Pussy Cats,
Are you comfortable that Whitezilla is Bigga Than a Nigga,
Or that Creamed Filled Phatties are tempted by the White Chocolate?

To Pee Or Not To Pee,
That it the Throat Injection.
Or is it, Sista, the Violation of Heather Gables,
On top of the Violation of Flower Tucci,
That gave you love of the Mouth Meat,
Your Sexual Blacktivity that makes you one of the Sugar Pie Honeyz?

Leaving men in your wake bobbling like Chicken Heads,
Giving them DeMentia for Chocolate Cream Pies.
All those beautiful things made by Bubble Butt Beauties,
Those Black Pussy Cats and Black Dick’en Black Chicks,
Gladly making Black Cherry Poppers out of themselves,
Creating new Booty Tales of the Black Cock Down.

You are the best of the Black Sweeties,
Oh, Misty Stone, you are a legend of the video screen.
I long to watch your Black Blows N Toes,
Of the Holla Black Girlz, My kinky Valentine,
You’re the only Little Black Girl POV leaving me with a Frosty Finish.

Whether you’re a member of Lesbian Beauties International,
Or the Flight Attendants mile high Club.
For me, It’s All About The Pink,
And you’re the pink that will Make Me Cum,
And, believe me, whenever I watch you There Will Be Cum!

(If I miscounted the number of Misty Stone titles, please don’t tell me!)