The Beverly Hills Cure For Nearsightedness

It’s an unwritten rule of parody porn that any character known for wearing glasses is required to have jizz on said glasses at one point or another. If it’s good enough for Sarah Palin, it’s good enough for Andrea Zuckerman.

But Andrea’s a smart girl, maybe she knows something we don’t. Maybe during her time working at the Hustler Store, she found the secret to repairing her sight: Jizz! Why, we hear it’s better than Lasik.

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  • FrankN.Stein

    “I’m an ophthalmologist, not a sperm donor! Ah hell, I can make an exception!”

  • mcr_fan

    for some reason i find her strange pair of glasses and the “nerdy” look quite charming…

    and SEXXYY!!!

  • Anonymous

    Eva Angelina made a career out of this move.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Giving new meaning to “spectacles, testicles, wallet, & watch”. If only the male lead, here, would have added, “Honey, get down on your knees… & pray. Pray!”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Giving new meaning to “spectacles, testicles, wallet, & watch”. If only the male lead, here, had added, “Get down on your knees… & pray. Pray!”