Christina Hendricks: Cleavage Wrangler

Christina Hendricks: Cleavage WranglerHow does Christina Hendricks keep all that breast under control? Observe, as the photos retell the timeless battle of Woman vs. Unmanageable Boobs.

In theory, it seems like we should have something better to do than ogle the tops of her breasts, but we really don’t. And we can’t help but theorize about how they might try to escape. Over the dress seems impossible, and they’re too buxom to make it past the armpits, but there has to be a way… All they need is a plan and a great boob leader to show them the path.

· More photos at Christina Hendricks Busts Out the Cleavage (egotastic.com)

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  • Anonymous

    I’ve been in lust with her since I first saw her on Firefly.

    *whoop, whoop* *geek alert*

  • LeighAnne

    Want a reason to hate HBO? The Sopranos writer Matthew Weiner first offered his employers his idea for a new show centered on the macho ’50′s/early ’60′s advertising world, but HBO turned it down. That’s why Weiner eventually brought the idea to AMC.

    You can bet if Mad Men had been a pay cable show Joan would have taken her top off by now.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Would love to see Hendricks & Justine Joli do a cross-over piece, an erotic thriller patterned on Face/Off.