Vivid Looking To Make Tiger Woods Porn

Because there’s more money in celebrity scandals than porn made by pornstars, Vivid’s looking to pay $1 million to any woman who can prove she was a paramour of Tiger Woods—and signs a contract with the studio.

We’re not really sure what sort of proof is required (a sex tape? A voicemail? Dirty pictures?), or what her contract would entail—but then again, Vivid probably doesn’t either. Who needs a well thought out business plan when you can get tons of publicity off some half-baked porn contract promise you’ll never have to follow up on?

· Vivid Offers $1 Million for True Tiger Riding Tales (avn.com)

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  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    Vivid’s starting to go beyond annoying me straight into pissing me off.

  • Christian_Okoye_Dokoye

    I know a guy at my gym…dead ringer for Tiger. Should I stop him and ask if he’s busy?

  • piggythewonderdog

    Anytime there’s a celebrity sex scandal or sex tape, Vivid is there. It’s become now a cultural standard that Big Sex Scandal = Vivid $1M porn offer. So all of these Tigresses will get asked to do porn, just like Ashley Dupre did.

    But it’s uncertain whether any of these adulteresses would cash in, as plenty of money can be made without doing porn – i.e. a “tell-all book” or a reality show – but they do need to cash in while the scandal is fresh.

    And if Vivid is becoming annoying, we can choose not to buy the sure-to-be-forthcoming Carrie Prejean solo-action-DVD. Right?