Aletta Ocean And Why “Slam”ming It Is Really The Only Option

Aletta Ocean is a captivating Hungarian who will be 22 later this month. Prior to her boob job she almost looked wholesome, but now, with rhinestones ringing her 3-D nipples and thigh-high stockings, well, she sure doesn’t.

And that is why Ocean adorns the cover of Gazzman’s “Slam It! In A Filthy Fucker,” a movie that begins with an impossible crane up the back of Ocean’s legs, stopping at the first available Slamming entrance.

As I said, there is absolutely nothing wholesome and girl-next-door about Ocean in this getup. Were I to bring her home to my mother (I wouldn’t), the latter would slap me across the face. “I’m not blind,” my mother would say.

We have seen a post-augmentation Ocean in Private’s “Fuck My Big Boobs” (yes, please) and “6 Sluts in Uniform Take it Up the Ass,” but this scene, shot in available afternoon light on a wood floor, really gives credit to the title.

Yes,” you will say, “there is nothing to do but Slam It. Now I understand perfectly.”

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Buy “Slam It! In A Filthy Fucker” (gamelink.com)
Harmony UK (harmonyuk.com)
Buy “Slam It! In A Filthy Fucker” (gamelink.com)
Harmony UK (harmonyuk.com)
Buy “Slam It! In A Filthy Fucker” (gamelink.com)
Harmony UK (harmonyuk.com)
Buy “Slam It! In A Filthy Fucker” (gamelink.com)
Harmony UK (harmonyuk.com)
Buy “Slam It! In A Filthy Fucker” (gamelink.com)
Harmony UK (harmonyuk.com)
Buy “Slam It! In A Filthy Fucker” (gamelink.com)

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  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    Formatting on this post is off. And pic 9 makes me really pissed I don’t live in SoCal right now. Like really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really pissed.

    Also, that pic probably doesn’t belong in this set.

  • WalterPater

    Pic 4 is the first photo still to give me a hard-on in a month.

  • Beaker

    Those nipple shields are very decorative. She wears them well.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Aside from the title remindind me of the name Panic! At the Disco, this is tops.

    Of course, it also echoes Godspeed You! Black Emperor. So, maybe not even so bad on the title.

  • kosiosl

    Aletta Ocean is my fave star.