Global Domination Watch: Sasha Grey (Still In Germany)

We know Sasha’s been there for a while now, but don’t you worry. Germany will fall to her charms. Now that she has infiltrated their Playboy, it is only a matter of time…

Even Sasha Grey has to work her way up the normal ranks of German power. First you have to be in “art” magazines, then GQ, then Playboy, and then you become Chancellor (with a simultaneous yet clandestine grip on Deutsche Bank). Of course, she’s trying to expedite the process by dressing up like Nabokov’s Lolita. Best of luck to you, Sasha; there are so many countries still standing.

· Sasha Grey x Playboy Germany (yuhmm.com)





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  • FrankN.Stein

    chancellor? Kanzlerin? meine stimme hat sie! (she’s got my vote!)

  • Anonymous

    Hmm…its not German Playboy it’s US Playboy

  • fragile

    Our current german Chancellor didn’t work her way up … and … hell … thank god she didn’t.
    but she keeps on trying:
    [www.stern.de] #sashagrey

  • fragile

    Sasha Grey in Germany?
    I stop reading fleshbot for a week or so … and … did I miss the autographing session? #sashagrey

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Deutsche Bank? Pshaw! Sasha’s going to go for the European Central Bank. & I for one welcome our new rate of exchange. #sashagrey

  • fragile

    At the bottom of the page, where Playboy phishes your e-mail address, it says:
    “Sasha speaks! Click here [...]”
    Even Playboy is surprised she can?

  • Anonymous

    Us playboy has rules like that? Hef? Really?