November 13, 2009 | 5 Comments

Now At Your Local Starbucks!

Next time you’re out getting some coffee, ask for your venti vanilla latte with protein, and get it “barista style.” Trust us.

Recent studies have shown that caffeine is good for semen! Allegedly, coffee improves overall male fertility by stimulating the spermatozoa, making them swim faster. We’re not sure if putting the jizz directly in the coffee with sugar has the same effect. We’ll find out, though. For science.

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  • Anonymous

    Cafe con lecher #amateur

  • fragile

    So how do I explain a burn on my glans (from hot coffee) to the doctor in the emergency room?

    fucked to fast and to furious? #amateur

  • Anonymous

    Beats the hell out of Japanese Tea Ceremony. #amateur

  • Mazda Eric

    hell, if caffeine is good for your nut my little babies are batting 1000 – recently cut DOWN to 4-5 cups a day. #amateur

  • MattChance

    Usually I love seeing women drink & eat cumtaminated food… this one was a little boring though. I even found a deceased blog all about the fetish once, but that was the extent of that. #amateur