November 6, 2009 | 12 Comments

So, You’d Like To Participate In (The) "Ashlynn Brooke’s Adventures in Sex" (Contest)

So, You'd Like To Participate In (The) "Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures in Sex" (Contest)We bet you’re wondering who won last week’s limerick contest. Click to find out! Plus, another chance to win free porn!

On Wednesday, we all watched Ashlynn Brooke’s adventure through the kitchen of doom (and aproned boobs). As we all know, Ashlynn’s been extremely bold throughout her luxurious career. With that in mind, we ask you to describe Ashlynn’s next Indiana Jones-esque adventure. Here’s how it works:

Imagine Ashlynn Brooke’s next movie as if she were Indiana Jones. Simple enough, right? For example:
“Ashlynn Brooke and the Kingdom of the Crystal Dildo” (Thanks, Lux!)
Feel free to fill in some key plot points, but keep in mind brevity is always best.

Post your entries in the comments section. We’ll let you know our favorite next week, and the would-be filmmaker will win a copy of Ashlynn Brooke’s Adventures in Sex!

Last, but not least, we have to declare a winner in the “House of Ass 11″ Contest. Many thanks to everyone who entered. All of the limericks were brilliant, funny, and—most importantly—insightful. derekuw, for example, had a tri-limerick about entering the House of Ass that reminded us of Paradise Lost, but in reverse. We loved the quick punchiness of bokkimanko’s limerick, especially the line about “weapons of ass destruction.” You are all magnificent writers.

However, the Grand Prize goes to…
boodie4daze!

Here’s the award-winning poem:

O’ smack on that proud bulbous mass
As it juts from this tramp stamped lass
She backed that shit up
Like a down-facing pup
And I painted one big House of Ass

I feared, in a manner of speaking
That the neighborhood might tend toward reeking
But when I got round the bend
And approached the rear end
The House of Ass was above all critiquing.

Congratulations! Enjoy your well-earned copy of “House of Ass 11″ and all that it symbolizes. We’ll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Fancy, foxy Ashlynn via AshlynnBrooke.com (nsgalleries.com)

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  • Beaker

    Ashlynn Brooke and the Temple of Tits
    Indiana Brooke must retrieve the sought after antiquity The Jade Tits, which is guarded by a cult of well endowed women, and their equally well endowed male slaves. #youthepeople

  • Beaker

    Ashlynn Brooke and the Axis of Ass
    Indiana Brooke stumbles on an evil plot to make anal intercourse the only acceptable sexual act. Dr. Brooke demonstrates how this misguided effort would adversely affect procreation. #youthepeople

  • Beaker

    Ashlynn Brooke and the Juices of Life
    Indiana Brooke is following another tiresome set of clues which will allegedly lead to the elusive Fountain of Youth. But Dr. Brooke finds a slightly different source of vigor in her travels; a society that worships the natural fluids of its nubile membership. #youthepeople

  • Beaker

    Ashlynn Brooke and the Paradise of Illusion
    Indiana Brooke is tropical island hopping while researching an ancient myth regarding multiple male orgasms. At one lush stop the native population, aided by tasty locally grown fruits, cause Dr. Brooke and her companions to explore their deepest sexual desires and fantasies, after which they have no recollection of having done so. #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    Title idea: “Ashlynn Brooke and the Cave of Ecstasy.”

    Plot idea: Famous explorer Ashlynn Brooke must lead her busty crew to the cave of ecstasy; a cave that satisfies everyone’s most sought out sexual desires. To find out where this legendary cave is hidden the crew must fuck and suck their way toward the paths that lead them toward their pleasurable destination. #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    Ashlynn Brooke and The Ass Crusade:

    Ashlynn Brooke goes searching for the Holy Grail, fucking her way out of close encounters with ancient crusader cults and Nazi officers until she discovers that the Holy Grail lies below the waist of someone in a ancient Levantine temple. Will Ashlynn choose the right one and swallow the elixir of eternal youth or suck her way to certain death? #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    Title idea: “Ashlynn Brooke and the Cave of Pleasures.”

    Plot idea: Famous explorer Ashlynn Brooke must lead her busty crew to the cave of pleasures; a cave that satisfies everyone’s most sought out sexual desires. To find out where this legendary cave is hidden the crew must fuck and suck their way toward the paths that lead them toward their pleasurable destination. #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    Title idea: “Ashlynn Brooke and the guy from next door”

    Plot idea: The attractive guy from next door spy on Ashlynn everynight, and she plays with herself up against the window to turn on the guy, then he went over and fuck her.

  • Anonymous

    Title: Ashlynn Brooke and the Temple of Jizz

    Ashlynn discovers the sacred Jizzm Stone has lost its power while in the possession of an evil lesbian cult. She must face her fear of “snakes” and reenact an ancient ritual to anoint the sacred stone, or the human race will die out. #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    Title: Ashlynn Brooke And The Arc Of Triumph

    Plot: Ashlynn must find the Arc Of Triumph, a mythic artifact rumored to guarantee dominance to its possessor, before the Nazis can. After several close calls with rival searcher Major Koksennhandt (and his crack squad of female SS commandos, the TotenFokkers), Ashlynn finds the Arc in an ancient monastery lost in the Arabian deserts. The monks who guard the Arc tell her that she must prove herself worthy; this involves gangbanging the entire order of monks. Only then do they allow her to see the Arc Of Triumph: a huge, curved crystal strap-on dildo. As she reverently straps the Arc about her waist, Major Koksennhandt and the TotenFokkers burst in, levelling guns at Ashlynn and the monks. The Arc Of Triumph indeed guarantees Ashlynn dominance, as Koksennhandt is overcome with desire. She ass-fucks the major into submission, while all around her the monks are fucking the TotenFokkers beyond the limits of Nazi endurance. #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    Title: “Ashlynn Brooke and the Quest for the Golden Cock”

    Plot: Legend has it that there is a cock so perfect, that it satisfies everything it touches. Professor Ashlynn Brooke and her students embark on a journey to find this perfect cock. Will they find it and have their thirst for pleasure quenched? Only time and testing other cocks will tell! #youthepeople

  • Ottimo Massimo

    Once again, the contest will end at 12PM tomorrow. Wonderful stuff, all of you. #youthepeople