November 6, 2009 | 7 Comments

What Makes A Nerd?

What Makes A Nerd?It’s not the glasses. She’s masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference.

Wearing glasses doesn’t make you a nerd. What, we’re supposed to believe that you got that way from reading books? Or playing video games? Ridiculous. You know what makes people go blind? Masturbation. People with glasses may or may not be nerds, it’s about a 50-50 chance. However, there’s a good chance that a person with glasses is a chronic masturbator.

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  • fragile

    you caught me with my pants down *blushes* #amateur

  • Anonymous

    “She’s masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference.”

    That makes her a hipster, but she’s still ridiculously hot, so I’ll overlook that. #amateur

  • Beaker

    Myopic Macworld Masturbators of the world … Unite! #amateur

  • Anonymous

    Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    She wants Justin to go Long. #amateur

  • Mazda Eric

    I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ‘rents were poor. i was teased/beaten on regularly. now i see these fucking hipsters in south philly walking around looking like i used to, trying hard to be geekier then the next one. fuckers. not that i’m bitter or anything :P at least i get laid more then in high school. #amateur

  • Mazda Eric

    i’d also bet large sums of money she’s never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur