October 30, 2009 | 11 Comments

So, You Want To Enter The “House Of Ass 11″ (Contest)

Fact: writers get all the babes. Now you (yes, you!) can experience the magical exchange of poetry for pussy with the Fleshbot Limerick Contest!

Earlier this week, we showed you a clip from “Tom Byron’s House of Ass 11″ with the lovely Jessica Bangkok breaking out her bodacious bottom. Use that ass as your muse and create a poem with as much vibrance and bounce as that body part we keep talking about. Here are the rules:

Describe your first trip to the House of Ass. What did you do? Who did you meet? What is the house like? Was it, perhaps, haunted?

All entries must be in the form of a limerick. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the style, here’s an example entry (from an unnamed source):

Approaching the great House of Ass,
I cut a quick path through the grass.
The House said, “You boob!
Don’t step on my pubes!”
And now I can’t enter. Alas!

Post your entries in the comments section. We’ll let you know our favorite next week, and the author will win a copy of House of Ass 11!

· Literary babe: Jessica Bangkok (realitykings.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Into the ass I casually did venture
    Slowly poking my way around with good measure
    With butt checks bouncing around
    My wand got seriously found
    And my wand found her in intense pleasure

  • k-napped

    I went to the great House of Ass,
    Was stopped the the door, could not pass.
    Said I was too huge
    and made too much spooge.
    Which was what I thought somewhat crass. #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    The House of Ass is a great construction,
    Easy to find you don’t need instruction,
    But the UN wants it inspected,
    Because they have long suspected,
    That they have weapons of ass destruction. #youthepeople

  • Steezy McFresh

    i opened the door to the ass’s house
    and felt a cold chill go right up my blouse
    i turned around to a ghostly white spunk
    rubbing itself in and around my junk
    i bit my lip and grabbed my vibrating mouse

    the house of ass invited me through
    the back was unlocked so i tried something new
    the door was real tight so i came in slow
    had no protection just moving with the flow
    i blew my load but now i’m covered in doo doo

  • Anonymous

    To the House of Ass I did walk
    And met the sexy Ms. Bangkok
    She welcomed me in
    Then showed me some skin
    And now I’m as hard as a rock. #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    to anything gose! #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    I couldn’t believe what I saw
    The asses inside dropped my jaw
    They all were so hot
    Especially Ms. Bangkok
    And now my cock is in awe

    The asses inside are the best
    They wouldn’t give my cock any rest
    They wanted my cum
    dumped right in their bum
    Now I’m their permanent guest.

    I applaud this collection of ass
    All at the top of their class
    From Bangkok to Moore
    Each ass I adore
    Watching them made my cock blast #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    To the House of Ass I set off to go
    Across the border in Tijuana, Mexico
    But I realized to my shock
    That it was Jessica Bangkok
    Performing in a donkey show! #youthepeople

  • Anonymous

    Outside the house can look scary
    But inside its quite the contrary
    You’ll see gapping assholes
    Fucked on meaty manpoles
    It’s the kind of house I would marry #youthepeople

  • Ottimo Massimo

    The contest will be closed by 12:00pm. Any last minute entries?

  • Anonymous

    O’ smack on that proud bulbous mass
    As it juts from this tramp stamped lass
    She backed that shit up
    Like a down-facing pup
    And I painted one big House of Ass

    I feared, in a manner of speaking
    That the neighborhood might tend toward reeking
    But when I got round the bend
    And approached the rear end
    The House of Ass was above all critiquing #youthepeople