Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn’s version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco.
Jane was just about to squirt chocolate on herself, at which point my camera was jostled by ravening lesbians who proceeded to lick it off her.
The event was the Exotic Erotic Ball, a hit or miss affair with heart and soul and plenty of local color. Like this protester’s sign, however, the Ball tried to cater to as diverse a group as possible but didn’t have its act together. Still, the friendliness of the crowd inside was a very welcome and opposite counterpoint to the real hatred of this group of protesters.
Down south, delightful pixie Aiden Starr auditions for Erica McLean and Carlos Batts‘ upcoming “Alice in Wonderland” porn adaptation (which will be at least the third this year and, if she gets the role, Starr’s second foray through the looking glass).
April Flores, of course, plays the Red Queen. I think that will be awesome.
Across Porn Valley, Ashlynn Brooke plays Sookie in New Sensations’ adaptation of “True Blood,” scripted by Brooke herself. She is so unbelievably pretty I forgot her clothes were on.
The chameleonic Misty Stone plays Tara (she just found out Lafayette was dead) and Evan Stone plays Evan Stone playing a guy from the show. In the background we see Ralph Long, pulling double duty as a boom operator (we last saw Long as Screech in “This Ain’t Saved by the Bell” as well as in “The Sex Files”).
Finally we managed to get inside, to Silverlake’s Bigfoot Lodge (this reporter’s local bar), where at 10 in the morning Misty Stone inspired more wood within the woody surroundings.