Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson’s nipples look like? We haven’t. And yet now we know.
In all honesty, the spread is rather tasteful. We genuinely guffawed during the interview, especially when Marge asserted that she was happy to be a “MILK—a Mom I’d Like to Know.” It’s just so wholesome. And this is probably the most exciting celebrity cover to come out in a while.
The only real disturbances were Marge’s boobs under the gauzy negligee. Maybe it’s just the pink-sheen from her outfit, or the fact that she has nipples, but they look too…human. Too Playboy-approved. Too perky. Marge has three kids, and we always assumed she breastfed them. Could Krusty-brand Baby Formula be the key to her youthful bounce?
· Marge Simpson’s Playboy Photos Revealed (worstpreviews.com)
