In childhood, we had a brief—but glorious—career as a model. If only we’d stuck with it. Because you see, child models grow up to be adult models—and adult models get to hang out naked together.
Yes, if only we hadn’t quit after gracing the cover of that Colorado tourist magazine…if we’d had the foresight to stick with it, we (yes, we!) might have made it to the top, spending our days half naked in dressing rooms with the likes of Kate Moss, instead of just sitting at home in our pajamas, drinking hot cocoa and merely looking at pictures of Kate Moss and friends topless in fancy dressing rooms…
Actually, on second thought, maybe we did make the right decision. Sure, hanging out with naked models is nice and all…but this is some pretty good cocoa. And we can always just look at photos of naked models, right?
· Kate Moss (taxidrivermovie.com)
