“Snort That Cum” Defies Sexual Logic While Pushing The Envelope Further Still

After over a decade of watching girls getting drilled in practically every hole imaginable (yes, even their ears) we thought we had (finally) seen it all. Today Porno Dan has gone and proven us wrong.

Why anyone would want to snort cum is beyond us, truly, but in the case of Porno Dan from Immoral Productions we’re thinking it’s because his every day bodily fluids contain ample amounts of narcotics or narcotic-like substances. It’s not entirely unlike a heroin addict shoving water through cotton (or so we are told) in the hope of getting one last hit or the “call the dealer again while you scrape the bag and lick the mirror” philosophy that has served some of us well over the years.

So, withholding all judgment and plunging forward, we took a gander at this unique phenomenon of girls blowing Porno Dan then snorting his load and found ourselves fascinated. We think you will, too. Seems like something so exotic should come from a far corner of the globe, like Germany, where Dan and his crew are at this very moment running around causing havoc at the Venus awards. Nope. It all goes down in and around beautiful Chatsworth.

The willing participants, and by willing we mean they both “slept” with Porno Dan and snorted his cum, include such lovely women as Amy Starz, Ashli Orion, Heather Starlet, Kylie Love, Sierra Skye and the wildest girl in all of porn—Amber Rayne. Yes, you read that right. Digital Playground’s new contract star Janie Summers once snorted cum. That’s why she made the boxcover of today’s release. She also starred in Dan’s “Fuck A Fan” series—twice. Translation: we should all expect amazing things from this wild young thing.

Heather and her gal pals explore new terrain, pulling gooey gobs of nut butter way up into their sinuses in a way that only a serious neti pot session will be able to fix later on. Crazy, crazy girls. Rumor has it that Ashli Orion loved snorting cum so much that she actually changed her MySpace nickname to “Cum Snorter.” We’re pretty sure that means you can start counting down the seconds until her profile gets deleted, but you get the general idea.

“Snort That Cum” releases from Dan Leal and Immoral Productions today. You’re going to have to see these pictures to believe them.

Heather Starlet
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  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    I quite literally have no idea what to say. #janiesummers

  • Anonymous

    This makes me feel all icky.

    But then again, I’m also somebody who makes a huge fuss about even putting my nose underwater without pinching it or wearing noseplugs. The very idea of snorting anything, much less cum, gives me the willies! #janiesummers

  • Conrad

    Really? It’s comes to this? Of all the things to snort, don’t snort things with acid in them. What is sexy about a burning nasal cavity? #janiesummers

  • Anonymous

    Ranks up there with intentionally shooting cum in someone’s eye. I’m guessing that all of these follies will eventually be collected and packaged as “Jackass: The Porno”. Hopefully that doesn’t mean the fart helmet is going to make its appearance (or that some two-bit director has just been struck by inspiration for a new title). #janiesummers

  • jhames

    Why? Just, why? #janiesummers

  • atlas

    will these cum junkies go to the next step, injecting cum with a needle? #janiesummers

  • MrFuzzyPants

    My wife and I have unfortunately already seen a scene like this. I believe it was in the “Goo 4 Two” series, not sure which one. It was a threesome scene moving along normally, then the guy pops onto a mirror that one of the girls is holding. She then pulls out a credit card and proceeds to cut up the cum into lines. The other girl then snorts the cum straight off the mirror. She then gets above the other girl, and snot rockets the cum into her awaiting mouth.

    Needless to say it almost ruined the mood. Almost.