“Scary Big Dicks” — If the Label Fits, Well, Fuck It

Somehow we get the feeling that these dudes cruise around with crazy swagger, Mickey Avalon’s “My Dick” playing behind them everywhere they go. Well, with all that meat their packing, they’ve certainly earned the right.

Which brings us to our next point—are Holly Fox, Kenzi Marie, Kirra Lynne, Missy Stone, Natalie Norton, and Stephanie Sage lucky or just plain crazy to be fucking with such huge pussy wrecking cocks?

The cast of “Scary Big Dicks” doesn’t really get fucked so much as they get impaled on gargantuan, vein-riddled monster prick. What could they possibly be thinking?

Pretty little Missy Stone’s wet pink gash takes the kind of punishment reserved for enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay. What the hell did she ever do to deserve such a massive, hole stretching session? What about her steaming little cunt’s Miranda rights? Did she waive them or what? Where is the Geneva convention when she needs it? We didn’t see legal counsel present when her “lover” pulled out of her demolished beaver and unloaded a gallon of spurting man chowder all over her surprised face.

And we can say without hesitation that Holly Fox takes the kind of fucking that can only be described as both “scary big” and impressive.

“Scary Big Dicks” is out now from Hustler and LFP. Check out our exclusive gallery and tell us if you’ve even seen bigger.

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  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    [QUOTE]:…Missy Stone’s wet pink gash takes the kind of punishment reserved for enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay. What the hell did she ever do to deserve such a massive, hole stretching session? What about her steaming little cunt’s Miranda rights? Did she waive them or what? Where is the Geneva convention when she needs it? We didn’t see legal counsel present when her “lover” pulled out of her demolished beaver and unloaded a gallon of spurting man chowder all over her surprised face. [END QUOTE]

    To analogize the experiences of the actresses who performed in this movie voluntarily, and in exchange for financial compensation, with the physical abuse of individuals unlawfully detained (according to international law) at Guantanamo Bay, is purely reprehensible. And then, to pillage the legal protections afforded by statutes such as the Geneva Convention for comedic material, while the aforementioned detainees themselves have been illegally denied the very rights endowed by these enactments, is absolutely loathsome.

    I would have expected better from you, DCypher.

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Seriously though, this stuff does look pretty fucking amazing. #missystone