Alice Goodwin Supersizes Her Rack

Well the question, as it always is when someone with perfectly aesthetically wonderful breasts decides to change them, is what good did that do? There are definitely people on the pro-implant/unnecessary surgery side (mostly BMEZine, and fetish modeling types) who make semi-decent arguments as to a human being’s prerogative, but the problem is that, as I notice a trend of late of already heaving Brits getting FF and GG breast implants, what’s the implication when someone who most normal people would consider the model for idealized breasts decides to morph them into anime tits?

It would seem to imply that despite a slowly mounting campaign for an appreciation of the aesthetic beauty (and flaws, to some) of the natural body (that encompasses implants, pubic hair, vaginoplasty, etc) there is a polar extreme where the warped sense of self that ruined the bodies of hundreds of thousands of women, including most 90′s porn starlets, seems to be only getting worse. Humanism and liberalism dictate that people have right to privacy to do what they please to themselves (except suicide or assisted suicide, apparently), but you have to really question where society is going when women are walking around as plastic grotesquiries with NO OBSERVABLE RATIONALE (i.e. the usual complaints: “They’re floppy! They’re too small!, etc”).

As a point of nuance, I’ve seen a handful of women where I actually did go “she could honestly benefit from a lift or some small implants”. But that’s out of a huge sampling of women over the last ten years. This Brit, and Sophie Reade I think the last girl’s name was, embody what happens when you coddle people’s delusions and negative self-images. Its an Oprah cliche to invoke the “not loving yourself” thing, but between that, the images programmed into women, and well as the empirical benefits socially and financially of back-bending plastic esteem-boosters, there doesn’t to seem to be much other explanations.

TL;DR: Britain is retarded and she should have left well alone.